Who Hates Purple?

[Purple Haze]

I've finally made it, I finally have my own troll (I have to share it with Sparky though)

I don't even have to name it, It has a new name whenever it appears.

It likes to leave clues, I love guessing games.

Maybe there's more than one, oh the suspense!

Now, let's think, the troll either HATES Pot Smokers, Plank Spankers, Long-haireds, Free-Thinkers, Redskins, Vikings, Smart-asses, Beer Drinkers, Jimmy Page, Pizza, Soldiers, Midwesterners, Yankees, Lesbians, Jokers, Gif Posters or all of the above.

The troll(s) LOVES either The Draft, George W. Bush, Hand Grenades, John Wayne, Limp Bizkit, Go-Bots, Country Music, Rap Music, WWF, Dallas Cowboys, Nike Clothing, or all of the above.

Why can't I get a funny troll like Ramlick's?

All I get is some illiterate stupid-fuck that can't count.

Seen it around? http://www.allfree.nu/eyes.gif

 

[Never]

Oh, bite me Purple, I can to count.

1..5..7..3..7..eh? Square?
Damn, I have to use my toes now.

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[Rosebud]

I love purple and would love to wear him...i mean it

 

[Bobtoad777]

I don't know you that well but I don't hate you, and have even found you rather likeable

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Deep six.....

Your tongue in my fucking ass-hole.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Who hates purple?

Not me. I rather like it. I'm a winter, you see, and purple does good things for my fair complexion. Unless it's that godawful bright purple - I don't even know what to call that particular shade... whatever it is, it totally drains all the colour from my face and -

What's that? Oh, he wasn't talking about the colour. Well. Isn't my face red. I hate red.

 

[Purple Haze]

http://www.btinternet.com/~chappy64/gigfiles/tongue.gif

 

[Mustang Sally]

well that's just gross!

 

[Cheri]

Cheri loves any man who could post a picture a picture like that when referring to Sparky's ass.
(I'm trying out the whole R Nitelight third person thingy)

 

[Becca Btr N Btr]

Ok I don't yet know you Purple...but I am with Cheri! Got to love a man that posts that picture for any reason! LMAO! Oh and Purple is one of my favorite colors!

 

[Guest]

Actually, I think purple is a pretty color.

 

[Laurel]

Fuck you PH.

 

[Laurel]

Sorry about that. Too much caffeine.

 

[Alyrahh]

I've finally made it, I finally have my own troll

No fair! I want a troll, I'd hug him, and squeeze him, and pet him, and throttle his...oh, my, I think I've gotten carried away!


Oh, and... I just love purple. 'Course you know, the difference between pink and purple is all in the grip.

 

[Gingersnap]

I had a troll then he stopped drinking........

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Eat Me, Purple!

Purple? I always thought Purples gave good head .. as in "Purple People Eater" ha ha ...

seriously ... if Purple is good enough for Jimi and the Artist formerly known as Prince ... well ... what the hell ... it's good enough for me, too!

ohhhhh also I thought when someone was "trolling", it meant they were hitting on somebody for sex ... that's right, too, nescafé?
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Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater.
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me.
~Sheb Wooley~