Who Gives A Flying Fuck?

[calypso_21]

No. Really who does? Who gives a flying fuck???

 

[Mischka]

Cirque du Soleil acrobats. It's the x rated show.

 

[glamorilla]

i believe american eagles do too.

 

[Mia62]

Is this like DCLs comment? Fuck me running.

 

[Linedrive]

The security these days makes it next to impossible to join the mile high club...fucking terrorist.

 

[calypso_21]

Someone in my class used this phrase tonight and I just laughed at the imagery. "I don't give a flying fuck!" I told her maybe she should...she might not be so uptight.

 

[scrymettet]

L1011

Tristars

 

[just pet]

There once was a man in Bel Air
Who was fucking the maid on the stair
The bannister broke
whilest he was in mid-stroke
So he finished her off in mid-air

Original members of the 10 foot high club

 

[eagleyez]

i believe american eagles do too.

flying, swimming, slumming, anything to be cumming...


Eagles do so love to cum...

 

[calypso_21]

Cirque du Soleil acrobats. It's the x rated show.

Ooh and have you seen it?

 

[calypso_21]

i believe american eagles do too.

So do Dragons!

 

[calypso_21]

Is this like DCLs comment? Fuck me running.

I dunno but I think a lot of people are curious about 'em.

A lady never tells

 

[Eumenides]

Someone in my class used this phrase tonight and I just laughed at the imagery. "I don't give a flying fuck!" I told her maybe she should...she might not be so uptight.

ROTFLMAO...

So funny, Caly. Can I buy insults off of you? They come across not so mean, but witty nonetheless!

 

[calypso_21]

The security these days makes it next to impossible to join the mile high club...fucking terrorist.

People just need to improvise.

 

[calypso_21]

There once was a man in Bel Air
Who was fucking the maid on the stair
The bannister broke
whilest he was in mid-stroke
So he finished her off in mid-air

Original members of the 10 foot high club

Gawd I love limericks!!

 

[calypso_21]

ROTFLMAO...

So funny, Caly. Can I buy insults off of you? They come across not so mean, but witty nonetheless!

Actually I thought I was paying her a compliment by even thinking she'd have the opportunity in the first place.

I'll tell you about a flight to Nantucket (Yah not a limerick here...well coulda been) sometime!

 

[J.B.]

The mile high club

 

[QuickDuck]

Actually, there is one type of (appropriately named) Swallow that fucks while flying.

I remember looking up this piece of useless trivia, just so i would have the answer next time someone asked

Too bad I can't remember what type of swallow it was.

 

[nimbus9]

I renew my membership in the 55mph club every now and then.

 

[calypso_21]

The mile high club

Everyone in the club at once? Could you imagine that flight? WOW!

 

[calypso_21]

Actually, there is one type of (appropriately named) Swallow that fucks while flying.

I remember looking up this piece of useless trivia, just so i would have the answer next time someone asked

Too bad I can't remember what type of swallow it was.

I just can't even type the thoughts running through my mind right now. LMAO...love useless trivia.

 

[calypso_21]

I renew my membership in the 55mph club every now and then.

Wouldn't that be a driving fuck?

 

[QuickDuck]

I just can't even type the thoughts running through my mind right now. LMAO...love useless trivia.

I am googling, but can't find the page again... I shall be sure to let you know when i do.

 

[scrymettet]

3000 feet club (true story)

A couple took off in a small aircraft and did just that "flying fuck".
The problem was that one of the two switched the micro on. So it continously broadcasted the cession on the Air Traffic Control Frequency. Intimacy !

 

[Guest]

Who gives a flying fuck???

At a rolling doughnut?