Who exactly are the Blurt Bitches' Boys?

[eyerami]

You know, the ones who stand around the Twatterville clothesline with them gossiping like schoolgirls, the ones who punch them in the mouth and/or bruise and beat them to the point of bleeding and welts just to show that someone cares enough to ease their hate with pain, the ones who gladly support them when they decide to kill the bastard babies they test-tubed together.

Ie, the femboys of Twatterville.

 

[doctor_insanus]

You'd have made a great abortion.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You know, the ones who stand around the Twatterville clothesline with them gossiping like schoolgirls, the ones who punch them in the mouth and/or bruise and beat them to the point of bleeding and welts just to show that someone cares enough to ease their hate with pain, the ones who gladly support them when they decide to kill the bastard babies they test-tubed together.

Ie, the femboys of Twatterville.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/903be07a-a98b-46d1-b85b-e9b5eba80a84_zps108qbbdq.gif

 

[eyerami]

~ waves at one of the most fem of the bitch boys~

 

[Jennifer]

I bet his mother's placenta committed hari Kari after his delivery. Or maybe his birth was like the scene in Aliens.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I bet his mother's placenta committed hari Kari after his delivery. Or maybe his birth was like the scene in Aliens.

She should have kept the placenta and chucked him. Would have been a better poster.

 

[Pookie]

You know, the ones who stand around the Twatterville clothesline with them gossiping like schoolgirls, the ones who punch them in the mouth and/or bruise and beat them to the point of bleeding and welts just to show that someone cares enough to ease their hate with pain, the ones who gladly support them when they decide to kill the bastard babies they test-tubed together.

Ie, the femboys of Twatterville.

http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-married-to-the-sea-auto-213753.jpeg

 

[Hard_Rom]

I'm sure she went out and had a full hysterectomy after to ensure she never brought something like it into the world again. Probably cut off his sire's ball too. That is if she knew who he/it was.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm sure she went out and had a full hysterectomy after to ensure she never brought something like it into the world again. Probably cut off his sire's ball too. That is if she knew who he/it was.

Maybe he's like Damien.

Eyer did you ride a tricycle and have a black dog follow you when you were a brat?

 

[RobDownSouth]

http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-married-to-the-sea-auto-213753.jpeg

I am sooooo sending this to my younger brother!

Way back in the day, he was a slap hitter in Little League. Lots of light-contact singles. To the absolute amazement of everyone in the stands, he once poleaxed the ball into the gap in right centerfield...the first and only extra base hit of his career.

He motored around second and (ignoring the "stop" command of his third base coach) took off for third. He executed a textbook slide....unfortunately about 10 feet too soon. He ended up easily six to seven feet from the third base bag and was an easy tag for an out.

40+ years later we still give him shit for that!

 

[Jennifer]

I'm sure she went out and had a full hysterectomy after to ensure she never brought something like it into the world again. Probably cut off his sire's ball too. That is if she knew who he/it was.

I imagine after delivery there was tons of blood erupting and hissing sounds. And that was from the medical staff.

 

[Pookie]

I am sooooo sending this to my younger brother!

Way back in the day, he was a slap hitter in Little League. Lots of light-contact singles. To the absolute amazement of everyone in the stands, he once poleaxed the ball into the gap in right centerfield...the first and only extra base hit of his career.

He motored around second and (ignoring the "stop" command of his third base coach) took off for third. He executed a textbook slide....unfortunately about 10 feet too soon. He ended up easily six to seven feet from the third base bag and was an easy tag for an out.

40+ years later we still give him shit for that!

It's be so cool to have a younger brother to pick on.

 

[RoryN]

Poor eyer. He so wanted for this to be a proper flame thread, and he got...baseball.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Have_4e929f_260461.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

Eyer's right:
I don't think that the brightest GB males are part of the incrowd.

 

[Jennifer]

Eyer's right:
I don't think that the brightest GB males are part of the incrowd.

Daft cow.

 

[Pookie]

Poor eyer. He so wanted for this to be a proper flame thread, and he got...baseball.

Eyer's parents shortly before they induced labor ...

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/6b2bb588ba9fe2631d11dea3231b81f6aace94191c634106a35c8d889cf16cd7_1.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

Eyer's parents shortly before they induced labor ...

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/6b2bb588ba9fe2631d11dea3231b81f6aace94191c634106a35c8d889cf16cd7_1.jpg

/thread.

 

[RoryN]

Eyer's parents shortly before they induced labor ...

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/6b2bb588ba9fe2631d11dea3231b81f6aace94191c634106a35c8d889cf16cd7_1.jpg

*spew*

LOL

 

[hashtag45]

Daft cow.

Unless you consider an MA in pre-pubescent flirting, a BA in how to squirt, or a BA in how to stalk posters your standards in intellectual achievement.

 

[Jennifer]

Unless you consider an MA in pre-pubescent flirting a BA in how to squirt, or a BA in how to stalk posters your standards in in intellectual achievement.

Hang on. I need to run this gibberish through google translator.

 

[Disgustipated]

Hang on. I need to run this gibberish through google translator.

There's a new add-on for "Dumbfuckenese". Thank Buddah.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Eyer's parents shortly before they induced labor ...

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/6b2bb588ba9fe2631d11dea3231b81f6aace94191c634106a35c8d889cf16cd7_1.jpg

Ha! Pure perfection.

 

[Jennifer]

There's a new add-on for "Dumbfuckenese". Thank Buddah.

Google told me to go fuck myself and then the entire system crashed.

Sorry, everyone.

 

[Pookie]

Ha! Pure perfection.

There's no doubt in my mind he was a battered kid. *nods*