Who everyone is really

[Guest]

Bratcat - A bored housewife whose kids are probably sitting in front of the tube ten hours a day so she can sit on her fat bum and cyber-sex.

KillerMuffin - Emotionally vulnerable so puts up a tough as nails act. Probably pretty, but would hate to be judged by appearance.

Miles - Mentally ill and can't hold a job, so stays online all day.

WriterDom - Ditto

Todd - So ugly and awkward that he can't formulate real-life relationships, thus spends all his free time online.

 

[sexy-girl]

do me ?

 

[Guest]

But who are you?

 

[Tabby432]

do me ?

Leaving before the stampede starts.

 

[SweetCherry]

do me ?

May I?

 

[sexy-girl]

do me ?

um that did sound a bit funny didnt it

 

[Guest]

 

[bluespoke]

I register and then I sit for months observing, learning and generally getting to know who's who.
Then along comes a little turd, been here thirty seconds and flames all and sundry.
Oh how I hope he soon finds the shitty little hole he climbed out of originally.

 

[Marxist]

And you left me out. A Black man can't find justice or love in these parts. I guess just like real life I'll have to do it myself. If anyone doesn't agree please correct me as I only have myself to look at:

MARXIST: Angry Albino carnival geek (that's a dude that eats live fish for those outside of Florida and Georgia) with three nipples and a problem balancing his checkbook. He's hung like a peanut from a pecan tree and is personal friends with Yayaya or whatever his name is. He's a perpetual liar and fellatio expert (receiving never giving, that doesn't make him gay does it? Remember to ask M___ when he's done with Strap-On thread). Likes word games, mind games, and Indian American princesses, not as has been widely reported on this site, American Indian princesses, because frankly I don't know any (but if you do M___'s has my number).

 

[Paradyce]

Bratcat - A bored housewife whose kids are probably sitting in front of the tube ten hours a day so she can sit on her fat bum and cyber-sex.

KillerMuffin - Emotionally vulnerable so puts up a tough as nails act. Probably pretty, but would hate to be judged by appearance.

Miles - Mentally ill and can't hold a job, so stays online all day.

WriterDom - Ditto

Todd - So ugly and awkward that he can't formulate real-life relationships, thus spends all his free time online.

Sounds to me like someone forgot to take their Prozac today....

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

sounds to me like the real person with no life is....... Unregistered

 

[Guest]

Marxist- Shadowsource's black alter-ego.

 

[christophe]

if i am not mistaken the word folks around here seem to use is "troll"

 

[shadowsource]

A troll I will deign not to name -

Marxist- Shadowsource's black alter-ego.

Hint: He was maligned, reasonably well, by the first troll. This is really a troll dialogue, which could be a cultural breakthrough here. They could all chat with one another, develop meaningful relationships, trade identities in an imperceptible manner, and glide out of our lives....

 

[estevie]

Ok, i think I have it now...

Shadowsource is really Marxist and Marxist is Shadowsource, they both are the new girl/guy/it named Sexxysomethingorother.

Now, Yogibare says he is Marxist or was it Shadow?

but Marxist says Yogibare might be Miles, i'm still waiting on the 'proof' of that

Ok, is that all of them now? Is there anyone else I should know about?

well, just for the record, I'm just plain ole me. What ya see is what ya get. I'm simpleminded all these different names for the same people is confusing me. Stop it, just Stop it, i say!

is that too many emoticons, Marxist?

 

[Harbinger]

Great, that's one more list I didn't make! I'm getting sick of this crap! Who do you have to kick in the shins to get some attention around here?

 

[estevie]

Great, that's one more list I didn't make! I'm getting sick of this crap! Who do you have to kick in the shins to get some attention around here?

well damnit, do ya got another name i should know about? ya just can't spring this shit on me, I need time to figure it all out. I shouldn't have smoked that last joint, must have killed my last brain cell cause I'm lost as hell!

 

[Siren]

 

[RisiaSkye]

I'm really a 26 year old grad student avoiding grading her students' papers by killing time online.

Oh, wait, that's too close to reality, isn't it?

The truth is always so mundane, so much less dramatic than the B.S. people spread around so liberally.

I barely have the time for one personality around here...and one could argue that I hardly have one full personality. If you've got the time for MPD online, good for you. But I don't give a damn who you "really" are. Who you are to me is a name on a screen. Why does it matter?

 

[Harbinger]

Risia, do you have to have a teaching certificate to teach in Denial? Just wondering, I'm exploring career opportunities.

And don't worry 'bout me, estevie, I'm me and just me.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Risia, do you have to have a teaching certificate to teach in Denial? Just wondering, I'm exploring career opportunities.

And don't worry 'bout me, estevie, I'm me and just me.

Luckily, the state of Denial exists in blissful ignorance of teaching qualifications and state regulations. They don't call it denial for nothing!

 

[estevie]

And don't worry 'bout me, estevie, I'm me and just me.

well thank God! I was beginning to think everyone had multiple names!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[estevie]

not me...I am just me...but I sure as hell didn't know my ass was fat...and when do I get to partake in all that cybersex?

you want cybersex? ohhhhh, alright...but just this once

i love your new av! very nice!

southern better start running, he's got some catching up to do...hehee

 

[*bratcat*]