Who does one date after dumping Katy Perry?

[Bert Notorius]

Some blond playmate, I guess.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01501/russell-532_1501467a.jpg

 

[pointless]

that's a dude? wow. props to "her" surgeon. that's some damned fine work.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Some blond playmate, I guess.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01501/russell-532_1501467a.jpg

Jesus Christ ...look at that fucking hipster~~~!~! lol he looks like the lead singer for some really obscure band you probably never herd of.

 

[mark197205]

Jesus Christ ...look at that fucking hipster~~~!~! lol he looks like the lead singer for some really obscure band you probably never herd of.

Its Russell Brand, he thinks he's a comedian.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Its Russell Brand, he thinks he's a comedian.

*shrug* he looks like a tool.

 

[Liar]

*shrug* he looks like a tool.

He is. But a tool who gets to shag models and ample bosomed pop bimbos. For some reason.

 

[mark197205]

*shrug* he looks like a tool.

You're supposition is pretty much bang on the money.

 

[pointless]

He is. But a tool who gets to shag models and ample bosomed pop bimbos. For some reason.

because women are people too and people are generally kinda stupid.

 

[hobbit.]

because women are people too and people are generally kinda stupid.

you do have an inflated opinion of none males if I may say. "People" bloody hell!

 

[pointless]

i'm fighting a serious urge to quote depeche mode right now. i think i need to stop with the 80's music before it drives me mad.

 

[Liar]

i'm fighting a serious urge to quote depeche mode right now. i think i need to stop with the 80's music before it drives me mad.

Trying to figure out what depeche quote would fit the thread. God has a sick sense of humor?

 

[Sean]

Trying to figure out what depeche quote would fit the thread. God has a sick sense of humor?

People are people so how can it be
that you and I should get along so awfully.

 

[CandiCame]

Some blond playmate, I guess.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01501/russell-532_1501467a.jpg

This is a famous couple? They so look like they're going into Wal-Mart because they broke their old microwave last night while drunk and are still kinda fighting about it.

 

[pointless]

People are people so how can it be
that you and I should get along so awfully.

yep. pretty much.

 

[Liar]

This is a famous couple? They so look like they're going into Wal-Mart because they broke their old microwave last night while drunk and are still kinda fighting about it.

The line between hipster couture and dumpster diving is an ever thinner one.

 

[pointless]

you can get good shit dumpster diving. i once had a pair of combat boots that a friend ganked from the dumpster behind the armory. those fuckers lasted me forever.

 

[bronzeage]

Some blond playmate, I guess.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01501/russell-532_1501467a.jpg

One more cross would really light up this outfit.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

He is. But a tool who gets to shag models and ample bosomed pop bimbos. For some reason.

Like that's some kind of achievement

Ohhh I banged a hot chick who happens to be famous for being really hot and famous....I mean don't get me wrong I would grudge fuck either one silly but otherwise I wouldn't spare either one the time of day.

I like my women nerdy, pasty from lack of sunlight and with a slight bitch streak just short of sociopath.

 

[CandiCame]

Like that's some kind of achievement

Ohhh I banged a hot chick who happens to be famous for being really hot and famous....I mean don't get me wrong I would grudge fuck either one silly but otherwise I wouldn't spare either one the time of day.

I like my women nerdy, pasty from lack of sunlight and with a slight bitch streak just short of sociopath.

Damn, boy, if you were one chromozone less picky, we'd be perfect for each other.

 

[jomar]

Chromozone...hmm, think I'll open a nightclub.

 

[Liar]

Like that's some kind of achievement

Ohhh I banged a hot chick who happens to be famous for being really hot and famous....I mean don't get me wrong I would grudge fuck either one silly but otherwise I wouldn't spare either one the time of day.

Sure you would. As would I. Would being the operative.

We would. This tool does.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Its Russell Brand, he thinks he's a comedian.

Yeah, well, the bitch looks pained.

 

[Peregrinator]

ganked

That's such a great word. Spellcheck be damned.

 

[CandiCame]

Chromozone...hmm, think I'll open a nightclub.

Holy fuckberries, batman!

That's a brilliant idea!

 

[mark197205]

Yeah, well, the bitch looks pained.

Thats because he'd not long fucked her up the arse.