Who do you want to be exposed as a gaylord or vaginaterian?

AmishPope

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Name the celebrity you'd most like to see named a gaylord or vaginaterian. Would you like it if Bob Hope was named as a gaylord. or how about if Barbara Striesand was a vaginaterian? let us all know.
 
he makes no sense speaking his own language as he does, much like Gnufi did at first. only he's not cute like Gnufi is.

it is of the being sad for the him, yahs?
 
scylis said:
he makes no sense speaking his own language as he does, much like Gnufi did at first. only he's not cute like Gnufi is.

it is of the being sad for the him, yahs?

so are you saying this gnufi guy is a gaylord or vaginaterian. im not straight on this???
 
AmishPope said:


so are you saying this gnufi guy is a gaylord or vaginaterian. im not straight on this???

i really do wish i could understand what the hell you're saying, much like it was with Gnufi Poppets when he first appeared. gaylord this and vaginaterian that. look, man. i speak two languages: English, and Bad English. so if you could just speak ONE of them, it would be much appreciated.

hmmm...

vaginaterian... is that anything like presbiterian(sp?)?
 
LOL

Cutsie names change nothing. Are you being a bigot, amishpope or is it late where you are? Damn time change always screws my body clock up.
 
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mistressastra said:
Cutsie names change nothing. Are you being a bigot, amishpope or is it late where you are? Damn time change always screws my body clock up.

maybe if you had more tubesteak in your diet instead of the horizontal fish taco youd be more alert.


i know personally i wouldnt mind being abductedby genitalians.
 
What???

I do hope you realize I am quite into men, amishpope. In fact if I had my way with you, you'd be taught to show respect for your betters. In no time flat! Even if I had to beat it into you. Bet you'd love it too. Beg me to spank you!
 
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mistressastra said:
I do hope you realize I am quite into men, amishpope. In fact if I had my way with you, you'd be taught to show respect for your betters. In no time flat! Even if I had to beat it into you. Bet you'd love it too. Beg me to spank you!

youd break your hands on my rock hard ass baby!!!
 
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AmishPope said:



i really think its wrong of you to show pictures of your gaylord tools on this site.

no no no. not Gaylord, Eastwing™ tools. it makes clearing a driveway covered in anywhere from 3-6 inches of ice damned easy (and a great way to relieve stress). and it's supurb for removing and collecting rock samples, lemmie tell you!
 
sch00lteacher said:



actually that gerbil run things sounds fun. and i love the taste of man juice in my mouth. its minty.


dude you shouldnt be teaching and influencing young minds to be gaylords & vaginaterians.
 
I know, it must be language from that rap music the youngsters listen to these days...




:D
 
damn young whippersnappers......they wouldn't know good music if it walked up and bit em;)
 
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AmishPope said:
youd break your hands on my rock hard ass baby!!!

Come on, let's be honest - it wouldn't be your rock-hard ass so much as your skull that would break her hand from your head being lodged so far up your ass.
 
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RawHumor said:


Come on, let's be honest - it wouldn't be your rock-hard ass so much as your skull that would break her hand from your head being lodged so far up your ass.

ok. since im not a gaylord i dont put things up my ass. that was kinda the whole point of this thread. that if youre a guy putting things up your ass is wrong. if youre really that flexible perhaps you should be using your god given abilities to serve god. after all thats why god gives us abilities. so we can do things for him.
 
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AmishPope said:
ok. since im not a gaylord i dont put things up my ass. that was kinda the whole point of this thread. that if youre a guy putting things up your ass is wrong. if youre really that flexible perhaps you should be using your god given abilities to serve god. after all thats why god gives us abilities. so we can do things for him.

Come on, now. Get real. I seriously doubt that God wants us to put things up His ass. If He wanted them there, He would put them there Himself.
 
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Laurel said:


Come on, now. Get real. I seriously doubt that God wants us to put things up His ass. If He wanted them there, He would put them there Himself.

*whispering*

psssssssst... Laurel.... God's really a woman...
 
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