Who do you look like?

When I shave, I get compared to Matt Damon and Henry Cavill
When I don't, I get compared to Chris Pratt and James McAvoy.
 
Well if you look like my wet dream…. You should probably wash your face. Sorry about that btw. I should have warned ya!!

(Btw why are you soggy and cold?)
Do I misunderstand wet dreams? Soggy from being covered in cum and cold cos you stole all the sheets. Obvs.
 
Someone once told me I look like the singer from Smashing Pumpkins before he went bald
 
I have been mistaken for Phil Donahue several times. Even after he died!

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Here he is alive.
 
I am often amazed at how much I look like that guy in the

mirror.
 
I'm a little teapot short and stout
Put your fingers on my handle and ill grab your spout 😘🤣
And I know I picked more of a what.
 
Damn good for 66. Not a day over 60 😅. Must be my extracurricular activities.
 
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