Who did Byron piss off?

[Byron In Exile]

New modulating technology? I don't think I want to know.

What?? — No, this simply will not do. You've GOT to find out about the New Modulating Technology. It's going to change the interweb — we're all going to have 40Gbps connections just like they do in Sweden... no more dialup!

Follow Pookie's link for details: (actually, the whole thread is a hoot, but you can get the denouement by just reading page 6 I think)

Refuses to answer? There's no need to answer. People can just go to this link to see just how much of a fool he made you look like ...

https://forum.literotica.com/show...03&page=6&pp=25

Heh.

Ahahaha, to understand that thread one need only imagine LT standing on his tippy toes, up to his chin in shit, and Byron driving by in his motor boat.

And in addition, I'm pleased to be able to endorse the accuracy of the brief synopses provided by the posters in the above quote.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

News Flash: Byron, you're still licking my boots.

 

[Byron In Exile]

News Flash: Byron, you're still licking my boots.

News Flash for you: I own you.

Everyone now knows I resuscitated you with the New Modulating Technology™

 

[Cade Is Here]

I think Lt started with his "all white people are bad" shit again and this started it..

 

[Pookie]

News Flash for you: I own you.

Everyone now knows I resuscitated you with the New Modulating Technology™

Again, I'm in total awe of your infinite power. Bringing LT back from the dead only proves your god-like abilities.

Now, can you do something about that abnormal brain of his? Maybe give him a sedagive or somethin' in the meantime?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Damn, still trying to convince itself that you band of retards can beat me.

What a joke. You're shit under my shoe.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Again, I'm in total awe of your infinite power. Bringing LT back from the dead only proves your god-like abilities.

Thank you, I am honored, but I have to give credit to the New Modulating Technology™ which made his resuscitation possible, and which, once the corporations stop being piggish and get off our backs, will revolutionize the internets and make cheap 40Gbps connections available to everyone everywhere, even in distant galaxies.

Now, can you do something about that abnormal brain of his? Maybe give him a sedagive or somethin' in the meantime?

The orderlies gave him a strait-jacket, but he refuses to wear it. Said he needed his hands free and more bandwidth... something about having to beat the Geebee at interwebs. Then he went into a seizure, for which he was medicated, and at the moment he appears to be resting. We may hear from him again when he wakes up.

 

[Recidiva]

Thank you, I am honored, but I have to give credit to the New Modulating Technology™ which made his resuscitation possible, and which, once the corporations stop being piggish and get off our backs, will revolutionize the internets and make cheap 40Gbps connections available to everyone everywhere, even in distant galaxies.

The orderlies gave him a strait-jacket, but he refuses to wear it. Said he needed his hands free and more bandwidth... something about having to beat the Geebee at interwebs. Then he went into a seizure, for which he was medicated, and at the moment he appears to be resting. We may hear from him again when he wakes up.

"May"?

 

[Byron In Exile]

"May"?

Well, a lot of things could happen in the meantime.

Mars might invade.

Y'know, stuff like that there.

 

[Recidiva]

Well, a lot of things could happen in the meantime.

Mars might invade.

Y'know, stuff like that there.

Fair enough.

That'd be cool.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fair enough.

That'd be cool.

Well, not exactly.

It would probably put a damper on LT's thread-bumping, though.

Hard to bump Byron threads while you're dodging Martian heat rays.

 

[Recidiva]

Well, not exactly.

It would probably put a damper on LT's thread-bumping, though.

Hard to bump Byron threads while you're dodging Martian heat rays.

I'm sure LT will claim the martian invasion as vindication of his theories, somehow.

Sorta like Katrina was caused by God hating us.

It all works out in the end, the evil get wiped out by alien invasion and natural disaster 'cause someone's feelings got hurt or they didn't reach their fundraising goal and are peeved.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

It's indeed possible that aliens dumped Recidiva and Byron in Exile here on Earth to save their own species from a stupidity epidemic.


Recidiva, ever notice that absolutely NO black people on this whole board support your brain dead argument?

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23498554&postcount=15

Of course no blacks are siding with that stupid cunt Recidiva saying that you fit her alleged black brother-in-law's definition of nigger. Because it is a balls-to-the-wall stupid ass statement. If she dared say something like that to my face - and of course she wouldn't - I would take her out with one blow. But people say all sorts of crap on the internet that they would not say IRL, don't they?

The problem though, is you go overboard so many times it is very unpopular to agree with you even when you are right. And on this point you are, and I will say so, but then I don't give a fuck what these people think about me. And you may have seen that last night people like SaintPeter and Ish came along to bash me for it. Excuse me, white folks, I don't take too kindly to the nigger talk. You know where to stick it.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm sure LT will claim the martian invasion as vindication of his theories, somehow.

Sorta like Katrina was caused by God hating us.

It all works out in the end, the evil get wiped out by alien invasion and natural disaster 'cause someone's feelings got hurt or they didn't reach their fundraising goal and are peeved.

God caused Katrina because he hates fire ants.

 

[Recidiva]

God caused Katrina because he hates fire ants.

Well, that's actually a very good reason.

*sings the Tralfamadorian anthem*

 

[Recidiva]

It's indeed possible that aliens dumped Recidiva and Byron in Exile here on Earth to save their own species from a stupidity epidemic.


Recidiva, ever notice that absolutely NO black people on this whole board support your brain dead argument?

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23498554&postcount=15

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=23504128#post23504128

 

[Le Jacquelope]

News Flash for you: I own you.

Everyone now knows I resuscitated you with the New Modulating Technology™

Every time you respond to or talk about me, you prove I own you.

You're finished, and this war is over. You've lost. Any further response by you is just more squirming on your part.

My only enemies now are people who utterly HATE blacks.

 

[bronzeage]

Every time you respond to or talk about me, you prove I own you.
You're finished, and this war is over. You've lost. Any further response by you is just more squirming on your part.
My only enemies now are people who utterly HATE blacks.

Do you read this stuff before you post it?

 

[Retrieval]

Every time you respond to or talk about me, you prove I own you.

You're finished, and this war is over. You've lost. Any further response by you is just more squirming on your part.

My only enemies now are people who utterly HATE blacks.

LMAO.

Those that are with you no matter what you say. These all seem to support the far-left. People who would rather kill their own children than ever go against an ethnic minority.

Those that are against you because you're so completely full of shit. You try to make out as if they're all racist. (This has completely failed, these days everybody is aware of the race card that you insist on playing any time somebody disagrees with you).

Your efforts to ingratiate yourself with people in this place by continually playing the race card has completely failed.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Every time you respond to or talk about me, you prove I own you.

You're finished, and this war is over. You've lost. Any further response by you is just more squirming on your part.

My only enemies now are people who utterly HATE blacks.

No shit, you're giving up?? After all that big talk?

Or is this another one of your lame attempts at being funny?

I can't believe with all that buildup, only three days of futile thread bumps and you're fucking throwing in the towel. Linuxgeek got way better trolling than that. And don't try to tell me you suddenly realized what an ass you were making of yourself, because there isn't enough time left for that to happen before the sun runs out of fuel.

What a weak pathetic little e-bitch you turned out to be.

God damn. Now I am depressed.

You're making me regret resuscitating you with the New Modulating Technology™ when I could have spared the GB this pitiful exit performance of yours.

 

[Saint Peter]

No shit, you're giving up?? After all that big talk?

Or is this another one of your lame attempts at being funny?

I can't believe with all that buildup, only three days of futile thread bumps and you're fucking throwing in the towel. Linuxgeek got way better trolling than that. And don't try to tell me you suddenly realized what an ass you were making of yourself, because there isn't enough time left for that to happen before the sun runs out of fuel.

What a weak pathetic little e-bitch you turned out to be.

God damn. Now I am depressed.

You're making me regret resuscitating you with the New Modulating Technology™ when I could have spared the GB this pitiful exit performance of yours.

In the nuclear biz we always reviewed the Lessons Learned from past events and used this information to avoid boo boo's in the future.

I do not know how this ties in, but I am sure you can make it work.

 

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[Byron In Exile]

In the nuclear biz we always reviewed the Lessons Learned from past events and used this information to avoid boo boo's in the future.

I do not know how this ties in, but I am sure you can make it work.

Well, the New Modulating Technology™ is... new. And as one might expect all the bugs are not entirely worked out yet, like how to lay fiber cheaply across rural areas and interstellar space. Also, in reviewing the output graphs recorded during the procedure, I notice that there may have been some displacement of the Irrational Rage component of the wavelength responsible for Limbic system function, through a process as yet unidentified. This may be having an inhibitive effect on tantrum event generation, although there is reason to believe the effect will be temporary. But we're working on tracking that down.

The only other anomaly so far is that my assistant Igor (pronounced "eye-gore," he's rather particular about it) may have picked up the wrong brain jar. We're trying to backtrack and find out whose it was, but so far just have a first name, "Abbie." So we're working on that, too, but at this point the switch doesn't seem to have made any difference.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Did you say something again' Ron Paul...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Want to know why you shouldn't use the five finger exploding head technique on yourself?

No shit, you're giving up?? After all that big talk?

Or is this another one of your lame attempts at being funny?

I can't believe with all that buildup, only three days of futile thread bumps and you're fucking throwing in the towel. Linuxgeek got way better trolling than that. And don't try to tell me you suddenly realized what an ass you were making of yourself, because there isn't enough time left for that to happen before the sun runs out of fuel.

What a weak pathetic little e-bitch you turned out to be.

God damn. Now I am depressed.

You're making me regret resuscitating you with the New Modulating Technology™ when I could have spared the GB this pitiful exit performance of yours.

Any questions?