Who broke Lit?

[EmilyMiller]

Come on. Fess up.

 

[Bamagan]

 

[TxRad]

Too many one bombs knocked the back-end framework loose. Now Manu has to use his spot welder to get it all tacked back together. Please submit a ton of bubble gum as soon as possible.

 

[Bisexguy70]

I heard Duct tape works well. Or is it DUCK tape

 

[Djmac1031]

They're working on it...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Is Twitter down for anyone else?

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I made a suggestion to Laurel a few days ago and I want to believe this is about that

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Is Twitter down for anyone else?

Em

Twitter is up for me

 

[EmilyMiller]

Twitter is up for me

OK for me now, but wasn’t a little while ago.

Em

 

[Altissimus]

Is Twitter down for anyone else?

Em

Working for me... although I am permanently banned because 5 years ago I made a derogatory comment about Elon Musk selling flamethrowers to Americans.

 

[Bisexguy70]

Ok ok Em. Ill give you the scoop. The wobble pin on the wobble shaft came loose. This overloaded the flux capacitor to overheat and trip the circuit breaker. We've tightened the sphincter in hopes it will prevent further mishaps. But the part we need is not available for 8 months (thanks Covid!). But we have a work around (hence my Duct tape solution). So dont get your panties in a wad! Just get them wet because version 2.0 ver 6b will gets your rocks off! I promise!!

 

[Fatdog25]

 

[EmilyMiller]

Working for me... although I am permanently banned because 5 years ago I made a derogatory comment about Elon Musk selling flamethrowers to Americans.

Seems only fair.

It’s not like Musk is a hyper-reactive man-baby or anything.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Ok ok Em. Ill give you the scoop. The wobble pin on the wobble shaft came loose. This overloaded the flux capacitor to overheat and trip the circuit breaker. We've tightened the sphincter in hopes it will prevent further mishaps. But the part we need is not available for 8 months (thanks Covid!). But we have a work around (hence my Duct tape solution). So dont get your panties in a wad! Just get them wet because version 2.0 ver 6b will gets your rocks off! I promise!!

Sorry - I’m - you lost me at wobble…

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

Sorry - I’m - you lost me at wobble…

Em

Short version: Someone broke the thing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I made a suggestion to Laurel a few days ago and I want to believe this is about that

Was it - “why not take the site down for a joke?”

 

[EmilyMiller]

Short version: Someone broke the thing.

But who. It wasn’t me

 

[Djmac1031]

But who. It wasn’t me

You know I had to.

 

[TxRad]

More like, lets give Manu another thousand things to play with.

 

[Bamagan]

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Was it - “why not take the site down for a joke?”

So close...

 

[Duleigh]

 

[Altissimus]

Seems only fair.

It’s not like Musk is a hyper-reactive man-baby or anything.

Em

I mean I've made like 5 tweets 'ever'. Nevertheless I'm pretty sure that Elon Musk bought Twitter solely for banning me. Feels petty, but... I guess he couldn't reach me to offer a cage fight.

 

[Altissimus]

I made a suggestion to Laurel a few days ago and I want to believe this is about that

I suggested the addition of a "Erotic Horror Humour" category to fit my proposed Halloween Contest story, so I assume they're just updating to add that in.

 

[stickygirl]

I hear Destains is behind it