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I'd rather have silly threads by Ambro over this shit anyway!
I'd rather have silly threads by Ambro over this shit anyway!
Chuckus
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SimplySouthern said:Chuckus said:
WOW..that's where I live. Does that make us white trash neighbors. Do you own that white trailer on the left?
Why yes ma'am I do, and the brown one on the right.....you need one to lease? I got plenty, I mean you know someone has to own them all out to rent right? Whathca lookin for? I got plenty of em........
SimplySouthern
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well, you know how I am about taking my rent out in trade. What have you to offer?
Comshaw
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Now what the hell is the problem with us men thinking with the wrong head anyway? Hell that's the only head some of us think with all the time!
And lay off the slugs will you? I'm from the Pacific Northwest and up here slugs is the State, uh, thing.
I got four of the critters in a corral out back right now. 'cept for the slime they ain't too bad to pet.
I like being white trash, oh wait, I can't be any more. Seem's I got my registration card in the mail for the Cherokee tribe. Sorry guys, I'll have to be Native American trash instead!
Comshaw
And lay off the slugs will you? I'm from the Pacific Northwest and up here slugs is the State, uh, thing.
I got four of the critters in a corral out back right now. 'cept for the slime they ain't too bad to pet.
I like being white trash, oh wait, I can't be any more. Seem's I got my registration card in the mail for the Cherokee tribe. Sorry guys, I'll have to be Native American trash instead!
Comshaw
Cheyenne
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Tiggs said:
Hey, Tiggs. This will crack you up. I really DO have a plastic pink flamingo in my front flower box! It even has the twirling wings. Why, you ask? Just to irritate my neighbors, of course. See, this fine neighborhood I live in has some very stuffy people in it. I like to stand out in a crowd- no better way than with an obnoxious pink flamingo!
Why do people have to be so mean? So critical? So quick to judge. I couldn't even finish reading this thread, due to some of the horrible and hateful things people have said to and about each other. My mom used to tell me this, and I think everyone should follow this advice:
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
This board should be fun for all.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
This board should be fun for all.
BlondGirl
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QUOTE]Originally posted by Tiggs
Now, can someone tell me where I can put my pink flamingos since I haven't been able to move up to a trailer yet?[/QUOTE]
Hey--do you also have the flowery house dress and gold flip-flops and pink sponge curlers in and a ciggy dangling from your lip and beer bottles as candle holders and are you perpetually 7 months pregnant and does your dog get watered from the toilet and do you let that same dog lick off your used plates and do you steal cable and can you reed and spel and is your dog pregnant too and do you use blue eyeshadow and mascara and excessive hairspray and do you display a gun rack in your truck and do you never wear shoes and do you own stock in a beer company and do you have racist tattoos and do you always have Elvis on your 8-track player and do you "collect" things and display them so that there is no more available free space in your home and have you been divorced 4 times and do you still live with your parents and do you do all your shopping at Wal-mart?
Hehehehehe
(I am well aware that doing 2 or even 3 of these things does not make you white trash--but doing them all? This does describe someone.....)
Now, can someone tell me where I can put my pink flamingos since I haven't been able to move up to a trailer yet?[/QUOTE]
Hey--do you also have the flowery house dress and gold flip-flops and pink sponge curlers in and a ciggy dangling from your lip and beer bottles as candle holders and are you perpetually 7 months pregnant and does your dog get watered from the toilet and do you let that same dog lick off your used plates and do you steal cable and can you reed and spel and is your dog pregnant too and do you use blue eyeshadow and mascara and excessive hairspray and do you display a gun rack in your truck and do you never wear shoes and do you own stock in a beer company and do you have racist tattoos and do you always have Elvis on your 8-track player and do you "collect" things and display them so that there is no more available free space in your home and have you been divorced 4 times and do you still live with your parents and do you do all your shopping at Wal-mart?
Hehehehehe
(I am well aware that doing 2 or even 3 of these things does not make you white trash--but doing them all? This does describe someone.....)
naudiz
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Comshaw said:
You from Oregon, too?
Why is our state critter called the California banana slug, anyway? Damned Calis coming up here and taking over everything...And all you women should be ashamed of yourselves, flaunting your sexuality on an erotica site. I only wish I had more to flaunt.
Oh, and hon? That's not your penis. You dropped your lunch again. Gotta watch out for those Vienna sausages. They're slippery.
Thumper
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I wanna be trash...white variety!
Cheyenne!!! I have two. Pink Flamingos that is...I will send a picture of them with me...
I love threads like this...it inspires some very funny responses...
and notice that sdwhothefuckever didn't come back....
KM...you can tie me to the roll bar of your bigass truck and we'll go to Wal Mart on our way to TRACTOR PULL...
Cheyenne!!! I have two. Pink Flamingos that is...I will send a picture of them with me...
I love threads like this...it inspires some very funny responses...
and notice that sdwhothefuckever didn't come back....
KM...you can tie me to the roll bar of your bigass truck and we'll go to Wal Mart on our way to TRACTOR PULL...
Svedish_Chef
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Nicole said:Who Angel who?
*looking around and seeing that I'm the only Aussie*
I'll keep sucking if you like
You know the first thing I thought was... It wasn't me cause I was off by then and then I thought...
Bad Nikki, bad baaad girl!
Svedish_Chef
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Nicole said:Who me????
Never Chef, I'm a good good girl
Yeah I can tell babe, specially by the new sig line!
Listen ... When I'm good I am very good, but, when I am Bad I am brilliant *giggle*
Now who am I sucking and what part? I seem to have whored my way around the Board today. Do you think that maybe the old Nicole is back? If so is that good or not?
Now who am I sucking and what part?
I seem to have whored my way around the Board today. Do you think that maybe the old Nicole is back? If so is that good or not?
Svedish_Chef
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Nicole said:Listen ... When I'm good I am very good, but, when I am Bad I am brilliant *giggle*
Now who am I sucking and what part?
Yeah well I think I am lost regarding that... perhaps you better IM me with the answer.
Oh and rage starts in 20 min here and I think you will like... heres the playlist http://www.abc.net.au/rage/playlist/archive/20001230.htm
Whaddaya think?
Oh and any wiggling Nicole is a good one.
Cheyenne
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Since I didn't want to be mistaken for REAL white trash, I didn't mention the two pink flamingos that I have in the flower planters on my deck out back, too.Thumper said:
Can never have too many plastic flamingos to bug your neighbors with- especially the ones with the perfectly landscaped back yard.
Mackdoggy_77
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BlondGirl, have you been lookin' in my Momma's window or somethin'?
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Comshaw
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Naudiz said:
"You from Oregon, too? Why is our state critter called the California banana slug, anyway? Damned Calis coming up here and taking over everything..."
Na, I'm a little farther North, the Olympic Peninsula in Washington. But I know what you mean about the Californians,
They been trying to Californicate the Peninsula for some years now. That's why I use a West Virginia motif for my yard. My son has no less then 4 cars in various stages of disassembly. I've been ask more then a few times why I don't have 'em carted off. I ain't about to tell the person asking it's cause it gets under thier skin is why. Now where can I find half a dozen of those fine looking Pink flamingos? They'll go just right planted around that black, beat-up Buick.
Comshaw
"You from Oregon, too? Why is our state critter called the California banana slug, anyway? Damned Calis coming up here and taking over everything..."
Na, I'm a little farther North, the Olympic Peninsula in Washington. But I know what you mean about the Californians,
They been trying to Californicate the Peninsula for some years now. That's why I use a West Virginia motif for my yard. My son has no less then 4 cars in various stages of disassembly. I've been ask more then a few times why I don't have 'em carted off. I ain't about to tell the person asking it's cause it gets under thier skin is why. Now where can I find half a dozen of those fine looking Pink flamingos? They'll go just right planted around that black, beat-up Buick.
Comshaw
