White Trash

[Guest]

Why is there so damn much white trash on these boards. I've been lurking for a while, but I just gotta say something. We got Tiggs, rumored to be fat and flaunts around the board like a hooker, Ravenloft who suffers from major hygeine problems. Skitten and Naked Hunny, who can't figure out why her life sucks - answer: you're a crackwhore - couldn't form a coherent sentence if you had a gun to their head. Wizard's like 5' and bald. Oooo. Sexy. And what the fuck, may I ask, Wizard sir, are with all those damn annoying periods in your posts? Nobody Special's Wife was really hurting to think of handle, and I have a sneaking suspiciion she's Skitten cause you can't understand her either, and like the other thread says she really needs to shut up. Bobtoad, dude, you got more problems than I could ever begin to mention but yeah, you're white trash too. Killer Muffin? Monster truck? Girl, seriously. You can't be serious. You got a nutty boyfriend and you're an army chick with a monster truck. Let me whisper something to you. White trash. Get it?

See a pattern forming? Thought so. They're all stupid bitches who think they're cute because they have a cunt. News flash, you're all annoying. Shut the fuck up.

 

[TonyG]

Well, it's better to ignore these people and I normally don't do this but "GET THE HELL OFF THIS BOARD YOU IDIOT".

 

[Guest]

Read the free speech thread dickwad. Or go bang one of those other sluts.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nooooo!!! I like this guy! She's adorable! The usage of they're and you're was correct, and despite a mispelling which I can overlook, was rather a refreshing post from a troll.

For shame, though. I wasn't in the Army, I was in the Navy because I hate being wet. With water jeesh.

Post more, I want to hear these ridiculous opinions.

Oh, by the way. I'm not white trash. I'm not white. Semantics yes, but we must endeavor to be exact.

 

[Guest]

Nooooo!!! I like this guy! She's adorable!

So decide what I am, bitch. I'll look between my legs to help you out. Hey, I'm still a man. Whatta ya know.

Who cares what fucking color you are. You're still worthless.

 

[Chuckus]

I think a village somewhere is looking for their idiot.....OMG What do we have here? sdonvaoinevoiew is here and a village calling about a missing idiot. Mere coincidence or no?

 

[Purple Haze]

A little, little man.

 

[Wizard]

Just annoying periods.........................

 

[LacyCasy]

Ravenloft who suffers from major hygeine problems. I have a sneaking suspiciion she's Skitten cause you can't understand her either

Yep a man, that needs a dictionary.
They are spelled hygiene and suspicion.

 

[TonyG]

I'll look between my legs to help you out. Hey, I'm still a man. [/B]

Yes, you are right, you have a cock so that makes you a man. Most men's brains are in their cocks but obviously your brain is in your head, isn't it?


[Edited by tony_gam on 12-29-2000 at 07:26 PM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Actually, I'm worth alot. I should check with welfare to see how much. I suspect you won't find anything between your legs, I doubt you could even find your legs. Something to do with the fact that slugs have no legs perchance? I see we are leaving a lovely slime trail across the monitor once again. Foul weather has a way of bringing those nasty little beasts out does it not?

Interesting how you consider me trash and worthless, based upon what? Military service? No, sorry, I didn't even qualify for food stamps. Trash gets food stamps. Hmmm, maybe it's the truck. That must be it. Shame on me for purchasing a truck. No, you may not borrow it to pick up the half broken, puked upon recliner and matress set you noticed going home to Wheeled Estates. You've insulted my sweet precious truckypoo, so you'll have to haul it home in your little Plymouth Champ. It does run? Still?

Maybe it's my StudMuffin? Jealous? I'm sorry. I may flirt like I'm in heat, probably because I usually am, but I have no intention of taking up with you. No, sorry, begging won't help. If I were to ever ditch my StudMuffin, it certainly wouldn't be for an invertebrate.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Some people can't be happy with anything.

Oh well, at least he is an equal opportunity annoyed person. He did pick on more than one person.

Now me. I wanna be white trash next. C'mon...tell me about how you saw me out at the trailer park trying to take out the lot rent in trade with the landlord. Details baby...I want details.

 

[Skibum]

I'll look between my legs to help you out. Hey, I'm still a man. Whatta ya know.

If you think that makes you a man, you are sadly mistaken. You may be a male, but no way you are a man.

 

[Chuckus]

I'll look between my legs to help you out. Hey, I'm still a man. Whatta ya know.

If you think that makes you a man, you are sadly mistaken. You may be a male, but no way you are a man.

*High fiving Skibum* True True True........

 

[CreamyLady]

KillerMuffin, I understand that a humane way to deal with slugs is to put pie tins filled with beer in the garden. They drown, but it's a happy death.

Shall we? I'll even use -- and it pains me -- the Old Peculier instead of Old Milwaukee.

 

[Naked Hunny]

WOOHOO!! Now I am white trash!! Hmm actually I am confused by this one. Am I white trash because I refuse my dad's money or because I was put into bad situations I could not control?

 

[Juliangel]

I'll look between my legs to help you out. Hey, I'm still a man. Whatta ya know.

If you think that makes you a man, you are sadly mistaken. You may be a male, but no way you are a man.

Well said Skibum!

Check your mail by the way, see if that will work for a title.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh the humanity of wasting perfectly awful beer. Here, salt is cheaper.

 

[Chuckus]

You know I went to college in the Mountains of NC and live in the Piedmont Region of NC, so I must be White Trash? Well if that is the case in your *ahem* mind, well let me say this YOU SHOULD WISH TO BE ABLE TO REACH MY LEVEL OF EXISTENCE. Careful who you mess with, we like to shoot people like you where I live.........and in case you are wondering I don't stoop low enough or have a powerful enough microscope to see your level of Bacteria

 

[Ezzy]

Please don't be so cruel...

KillerMuffin, I understand that a humane way to deal with slugs is to put pie tins filled with beer in the garden. They drown, but it's a happy death.

Shall we? I'll even use -- and it pains me -- the Old Peculier instead of Old Milwaukee.

My heart dropped like a stone, when I saw you could be so cruel as to do that to good beer.

LOL.



EZ

 

[CreamyLady]

Yes, but the slug isn't as happy in his death throes with salt. No, the humane thing is good beer, and Old Peculier is very good beer.

I wonder if it's only polite to say, "Bottoms up?"

 

[Guest]

Well, I feel honored that I was the first po' white trash that you mentioned! Welcome back __________. You've been missed. <Rolling eyes.>

Now, can someone tell me where I can put my pink flamingos since I haven't been able to move up to a trailer yet? Hee hee hee...

 

[Purple Haze]

Or a perfectly good pie tin.

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL

But I think I've lost the only really good troll I've ever had. Even if they only thing he's ever called me is white trash and worthless. Oh yes, and bitch.

 

[SimplySouthern]

You know I went to college in the Mountains of NC and live in the Piedmont Region of NC, so I must be White Trash? Well if that is the case in your *ahem* mind, well let me say this YOU SHOULD WISH TO BE ABLE TO REACH MY LEVEL OF EXISTENCE. Careful who you mess with, we like to shoot people like you where I live.........and in case you are wondering I don't stoop low enough or have a powerful enough microscope to see your level of Bacteria

WOW..that's where I live. Does that make us white trash neighbors. Do you own that white trailer on the left?