White Girl Problems

[Morcheeba]

"Black Friday is a nightmare. Oh shit, is that racist?"

"Well, I guess I'm thankful for all my meds even though most aren't FDA approved."

"I'm afraid I'm getting fat, like you."


see many more here: http://twitter.com/whitegrlproblem

Over 56K followers and still growing strong!

 

[Morcheeba]

I AM ALL OF RORY'S ALTS. THEY ARE ALL ME.
I AM ALL OF CADE'S ALTS. THEY ARE ALL ME.

Alas, KK ^^ finally comes clean.

 

[Morcheeba]

There was one about "her" having a dream about her horse fucking her sister's horse - haha...

Yep, now that'd be a white grrrrl prob.

 

[Morcheeba]

P.S. Twas kidding about KK coming clean, she at least knows how to keep it spunky in here.

I'm just trying to raise my adopted ethnic baby to be as down to earth as possible. #whitegirlproblems


Know what I mean>?

 

[Killswitch]

Who ya talkin to Cheeebs?

lol

 

[Morcheeba]

Killy, you gotta check out that link. Whoever does it posts only once a day it seems. Hilarious stuff when you read it all at once. Stupid shit like "My Yacht is sinking" as white girl problem for day 24 of April cracked me up.


NotJayCutler let me down

 

[Karen Kraft]

****
I'm just trying to raise my adopted ethnic baby to be as down to earth as possible. #whitegirlproblems


Know what I mean>?

LOL

Excellent.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Killy, you gotta check out that link. Whoever does it posts only once a day it seems. Hilarious stuff when you read it all at once. Stupid shit like "My Yacht is sinking" as white girl problem for day 24 of April cracked me up.


NotJayCutler let me down

"I'm the only girl in my school who's only been to Europe ONCE!"

 

[Killswitch]

I'm down to 3,000 Marlboro Lights a day. I feel great.

hehehehe

 

[Morcheeba]

"I'm the only girl in my school who's only been to Europe ONCE!"

I'm telling you, it just gets better and better in one fell swoop...

Oh, you think you're so fucking fancy with your hands-free vomiting. #whitegirlproblems
1:34 PM May 7th via web

 

[Killswitch]

My waxer knows me better than I know myself.

This European sizing is going to give me an anxiety attack.

 

[Killswitch]

I'm telling you, it just gets better and better in one fell swoop...

Oh, you think you're so fucking fancy with your hands-free vomiting. #whitegirlproblems
1:34 PM May 7th via web

ahahahaha.

 

[Karen Kraft]

I'm telling you, it just gets better and better in one fell swoop...

Oh, you think you're so fucking fancy with your hands-free vomiting. #whitegirlproblems
1:34 PM May 7th via web

"Help! I'm swollen and I can't throw up!"

 

[Morcheeba]

Just had an orgasm at the gynecologist, again. #whitegirlproblems
8:35 AM Apr 15th via web

 

[Karen Kraft]

Just had an orgasm at the gynecologist, again. #whitegirlproblems
8:35 AM Apr 15th via web

"No! Let's not go! I haven't even had enough to purge yet!"

 

[Cade Is Here]

I AM ALL OF RORY'S ALTS. THEY ARE ALL ME.
I AM ALL OF CADE'S ALTS. THEY ARE ALL ME.

Alas, KK ^^ finally comes clean.

Lol

 

[Karen Kraft]

Lol

At least some people have senses of humor around here.

Far too many grumpy people today.

 

[Morcheeba]

My other favorite fake Twitter acct. is by Kimiko...

My favorite thanksgiving tradition is the one where we all sit down together and i'm a whore.

Winter is the best season because it gets dark outside earlier, which means i can shit on my neighbor's lawn straight after dinner.

"stay classy" is the new "don't get cum in your hair".

If i worked in McDonald's i would say "We've been expecting you." in a mysterious voice to every fat customer.

I get jealous every time my step dad compliments my mom's queefs and not mine 11:21 AM Nov 10th via TweetDeck


ahhh, you get it.

http://twitter.com/Kimi_Kobayashi

 

[KRCummings]

You just keeping yappin and yakkin. The meth must have kicked in. We'll all be grateful when you crash so we don't have to look at your insipid drivel anymore.

 

[Morcheeba]

You just keeping yappin and yakkin. The meth must have kicked in. We'll all be grateful when you crash so we don't have to look at your insipid drivel anymore.

If you have a dog with a name like "Robert" i will assume you fuck him.
11:22 AM Nov 17th via web

 

[Morcheeba]

Restraining orders against me just prove that people don't really appreciate how precise i have to be when shitting inside an envelope

 

[Karen Kraft]

The difference between regular wet t-shirt contests and my wet t-shirt contests is that there is no t-shirt and 7+ men cum on my face.

 

[Morcheeba]

I follow spam bots because they remind me I'm alive after a long night of double penetration.

 

[Morcheeba]

Should I have my asshole bleached this week or feed my children? So many tough decisions that all mothers face in this economic struggle.

 

[Morcheeba]

The only reason why a man should never punch Taylor Swift is that he will be giving her 3 more albums worth of material.