White Cock!!!!!!!!

[Tom Collins]

I say, gal, I say I could stand a whole mess of that being worshipped.

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Rumple Foreskin

You so cute.

So is the big cock cartoon bloke thingy.

That big, cock, cartoon, bloke thingy, Miss Lou, Is Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[Liar]

Yep. You know that those were fake, right?

Yeah. But dammit, they're hard.

 

[Aurora Black]

Yeah. But dammit, they're hard.

*chokes on water*

 

[rgraham666]

Gangrene. Hahaha.

Not necessarily.

They could be Irish and dyed themselves green for St. Paddy's Day.

Not that I've ever done such a thing, mind.

 

[Aurora Black]

Not necessarily.

They could be Irish and dyed themselves green for St. Paddy's Day.

Not that I've ever done such a thing, mind.

How many of those famous Tankhouse ales did you have first?

 

[Tom Collins]

Not necessarily.

They could be Irish and dyed themselves green for St. Paddy's Day.

Not that I've ever done such a thing, mind.

Or they could be Packers fans on their way to/at/on their way home from a game.

 

[PickOne]

I'm not nearly as concerned about my cock being shades from white to purple. It's the blue balls that kill ya !

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm not nearly as concerned about my cock being shades from white to purple. It's the blue balls that kill ya !

Blue balls are fun to thaw out. Yow!

 

[PickOne]

Blue balls are fun to thaw out. Yow!

usually end up thawing them out myself in a rather speedy and drastic fashon

 

[champagne1982]

usually end up thawing them out myself in a rather speedy and drastic fashon

Right up there with SPEED KILLS is FRICTION BURNS

 

[Antfarmer77]

Do they call them cocks because they taste like chicken?
*side note* I have one, but I've never tasted it. If I could reach that far down I'd probably never leave the house

 

[kiwiwolf]

I LOVE COCKS OF ALL COLOURS, M'KAY???

Even green ones.

*glances around, furtively*

Hmmm, ok, maybe not.

Green?? Now that's just wrong on so many levels! Hello Lou... long time no see.

 

[CharleyH]

IS AWESOME!!!!

Sincerely,
Loulou

Is that some sort of new English pub name?

Is the byline of their advert: drink all you want?

 

[Guest]

Is that some sort of new English pub name?

Is the byline of their advert: drink all you want?

Oi, you slut, get in the "sluts" thread!




*waves* at Kiwiwolf! Heya, mate!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Oi, you slut, get in the "sluts" thread!




*waves* at Kiwiwolf! Heya, mate!

Looking good Lou... apart from that Arsenal patch. I'm a Chelsea man myself.

 

[Guest]

Looking good Lou... apart from that Arsenal patch. I'm a Chelsea man myself.

Damn, and to think I used to like you...

Chelsea!? Are you crazy???

 

[kiwiwolf]

Damn, and to think I used to like you...

Chelsea!? Are you crazy???

My ex is an Arsenal fan and the only viable alternatives were Manchester U and Chelsea. I can't stand that little tosser Wayne Rooney so that left Chelsea. Watching a game with my ex and her hubby is as funny as a crotch full of hamsters. He's a Chelsea fan too... we drive her batshit!

 

[Guest]

My ex is an Arsenal fan and the only viable alternatives were Manchester U and Chelsea. I can't stand that little tosser Wayne Rooney so that left Chelsea. Watching a game with my ex and her hubby is as funny as a crotch full of hamsters. He's a Chelsea fan too... we drive her batshit!

LOL! I'd come along and give her some moral support, poor woman.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.



Those Python boys are geniuses I tell ya.

 

[Guest]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.



Those Python boys are geniuses I tell ya.

LOL! But they missed one out: WOODY!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

LOL! But they missed one out: WOODY!

Yes but is it a woody if its flaccid? Its still a cock in any state but woody is that special, "Hi there, nice to see you" feeling.

Or do we start arguing semantics at that point?

 

[kiwiwolf]

LOL! I'd come along and give her some moral support, poor woman.

Poor woman?!? Last game we watched as a group she pelted me and hubby with bananas. Assault and battery with a deadly banana is nothing to scoff at! She's deadly with those yellow missiles.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Poor woman?!? Last game we watched as a group she pelted me and hubby with bananas. Assault and battery with a deadly banana is nothing to scoff at! She's deadly with those yellow missiles.

Next thread... "How to defend yourself against a woman hurling bananas."

 

[Guest]

Yes but is it a woody if its flaccid? Its still a cock in any state but woody is that special, "Hi there, nice to see you" feeling.

Or do we start arguing semantics at that point?

AHA! Yes, good point. A cock is just a cock, as are most of the other terms, but a woody, is well, a WOODY, ready for action.

 

[Guest]

Poor woman?!? Last game we watched as a group she pelted me and hubby with bananas. Assault and battery with a deadly banana is nothing to scoff at! She's deadly with those yellow missiles.

I like her.