White Cock!!!!!!!!

[Salvor-Hardon]

AHA! Yes, good point. A cock is just a cock, as are most of the other terms, but a woody, is well, a WOODY, ready for action.

woody, chubby, boner, stiffy, locked and loaded, primed the pump and ready for fun

 

[kiwiwolf]

I like her.

So do I. She's an awesome lady married to a fantastic guy. I'm damned glad I know her.

 

[Guest]

woody, chubby, boner, stiffy, locked and loaded, primed the pump and ready for fun

Yay!!! The very best kind!

 

[Guest]

So do I. She's an awesome lady married to a fantastic guy. I'm damned glad I know her.

And I think it's absolutely great that you are talking this way about your ex! There's often so much vitriol that goes on about ex's, but you are proof that it doesn't have to be that way.

 

[hotchkiss]

Do they call them cocks because they taste like chicken?


No! Because it tastes fowl!! Boom Boom!

So sorry I couldn't resist

 

[Guest]

No! Because it tastes fowl!! Boom Boom!

So sorry I couldn't resist

Hey hey, it's one of the naughty boys!!! How you doing, mate? It's been ages!!





(Oh, and I beg to differ: they taste delicious. )

 

[kiwiwolf]

And I think it's absolutely great that you are talking this way about your ex! There's often so much vitriol that goes on about ex's, but you are proof that it doesn't have to be that way.

You have to respect a woman who is accurate with a banana from 50 feet.

 

[Guest]

You have to respect a woman who is accurate with a banana from 50 feet.

PMSL! Great reply!!

 

[kiwiwolf]

PMSL! Great reply!!

Dammit Lou... I'm serious! Banana wounds can be serious if not treated immediately and properly. One should immediately apply whipped cream, chocolate chips and sprinkles.

 

[hotchkiss]

Hey hey, it's one of the naughty boys!!! How you doing, mate? It's been ages!!





(Oh, and I beg to differ: they taste delicious. )

What? Naughty Boys! And how would you know??????

I is OK all things considered, just sorta drift in and out really (of Lit that is not reality)

Quite often pop in but hardly ever get the urge to post, must be my age or something. More than likely cos I'm knackered from walking the dog so much, me legs are so short now Jimmy Krankie leans on my head!

I miss me mates!

 

[Guest]

What? Naughty Boys! And how would you know??????

I is OK all things considered, just sorta drift in and out really (of Lit that is not reality)

Quite often pop in but hardly ever get the urge to post, must be my age or something. More than likely cos I'm knackered from walking the dog so much, me legs are so short now Jimmy Krankie leans on my head!

I miss me mates!

Haha!! As you well know, I know cos I went out on a piss up with ya! Ended up in a gay bar, did we not?!

Cool, it's great to see you. I drifted off myself for a while, but for some reason I cannot fathom, I got drawn back again - must be some kind of masochist, or sommat.

As for being knackered cos of walking dogs, tell me about it! I've got another one now (another Border Collie) and they have sooo much stamina, love 'em! Can't complain, though - it's got me into even better shape.

As for your short legs... I hate to be personal (lol), but they weren't the longest in the first place.

And we miss you!!!

 

[hotchkiss]

As for your short legs... I hate to be personal (lol), but they weren't the longest in the first place.

And we miss you!!! [/QUOTE]

Har Har Har!!! Humpfh! At least you remember them though Even with Haldir's monsterous hairy naked tree trunks to compete against.

for old times

As for drifting I dont know why it happens, one day you log on look around, sigh then log off until the urge takes hold again. I thimk it all ties in with my writing, if I'm not creative I get frustrated and bored. I've just had a spurt so to speak so I am on a high and therefore here I am.

 

[Guest]

Har Har Har!!! Humpfh! At least you remember them though Even with Haldir's monsterous hairy naked tree trunks to compete against.

for old times

As for drifting I dont know why it happens, one day you log on look around, sigh then log off until the urge takes hold again. I thimk it all ties in with my writing, if I'm not creative I get frustrated and bored. I've just had a spurt so to speak so I am on a high and therefore here I am.

Haha! Yeah, his were definitely a pair to remember. I'm still emotionally scarred.

And a right back atcha, for old times.

Yep, I so get you there, with just plain losing interest for a while. As for spurts: they're always a good thing.

 

[hotchkiss]

Haha! Yeah, his were definitely a pair to remember. I'm still emotionally scarred.

At least you didnae have to kip in the same room as him! Mind you neither did I one night say no more

I see youre still wearing those jeans!

 

[Aurora Black]

*bumping the white cock*

 

[impressive]

http://www.vdc-loki.com/16BOUQUET.jpg

 

[Goldie Munro]

http://www.vdc-loki.com/16BOUQUET.jpg

Jeez thats an eyefull!!

 

[impressive]

Jeez thats an eyefull!!

Makes me think of Dune ... for some odd reason.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Makes me think of Dune ... for some odd reason.

Hmm that is odd!

 

[Guest]

At least you didnae have to kip in the same room as him! Mind you neither did I one night say no more

I see youre still wearing those jeans!

Yeah, poor you, LOL! And he led you astray, an had the Landlady on your arse (or not, luckily ). And, indeed - the naughty boy.

Hehe, yup, they're like a second skin.

 

[Guest]

http://www.vdc-loki.com/16BOUQUET.jpg

White ones and black ones and pink ones, oh my!

I'll take that one, that one and that one, please.

 

[Aurora Black]

Makes me think of Dune ... for some odd reason.

SANDWORM!