angrybarcode
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- Dec 7, 2006
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Greetings,
I'm signed up as a volunteer editor; you can find me on the list, but I thought it would be a good time to introduce myself on the forums. I'm a bi-sexual, female equipped with an overactive imagination--accessorized with some experience of kink and role-play. I'm also an avid reader of erotic stories, and nothing would bring me more pleasure than to offer my assistance to the writers. Consider me the Lancelot to your creative Arthur, slaying typos and defending your honor, in the name of a universal ideal--better writing. Although, unlike Lancelot, I promise I won't sleep with your wife in the process.
I am willing to edit stories from any category. I'm not a professional, but I can help clean up typos, spelling errors, punctuation, grammar, content, and offer vocabulary alternatives. I'll be honest, but always respectful. My ultimate goal is to be of service to you, so let me know what you want, and I promise I will give the task my undivided attention.
A note about spelling: I'm from the United States. As much as I respect the English habit of adding an extra "E" or "U" to every word (I'm just poking a little fun), I'm apt to use the American variation.
While some stories may be based in fiction, I would remind you that I'm not a fictional character myself. That means: I can't pull off super-human feats like transforming Third Grade scribble into Pulitzer Prize winner; out of courtesy please make an attempt to do a first round spell check/edit before sending me your work. I'm not a grammatical powerhouse, but I always try to make my writing coherent and I, politely, ask the same of you.
If you're interested in letting me edit your stories, I would appreciate the story in a .txt, .rtf, or pasted directly into an email addressed to: angrybarcode@gmail.com
My profile has a link to my homepage, you can visit it to see what my work load looks like. I'm also willing to be an assistant to editors that are over-loaded.
Thank you for the time!
AB
I'm signed up as a volunteer editor; you can find me on the list, but I thought it would be a good time to introduce myself on the forums. I'm a bi-sexual, female equipped with an overactive imagination--accessorized with some experience of kink and role-play. I'm also an avid reader of erotic stories, and nothing would bring me more pleasure than to offer my assistance to the writers. Consider me the Lancelot to your creative Arthur, slaying typos and defending your honor, in the name of a universal ideal--better writing. Although, unlike Lancelot, I promise I won't sleep with your wife in the process.
I am willing to edit stories from any category. I'm not a professional, but I can help clean up typos, spelling errors, punctuation, grammar, content, and offer vocabulary alternatives. I'll be honest, but always respectful. My ultimate goal is to be of service to you, so let me know what you want, and I promise I will give the task my undivided attention.
A note about spelling: I'm from the United States. As much as I respect the English habit of adding an extra "E" or "U" to every word (I'm just poking a little fun), I'm apt to use the American variation.
While some stories may be based in fiction, I would remind you that I'm not a fictional character myself. That means: I can't pull off super-human feats like transforming Third Grade scribble into Pulitzer Prize winner; out of courtesy please make an attempt to do a first round spell check/edit before sending me your work. I'm not a grammatical powerhouse, but I always try to make my writing coherent and I, politely, ask the same of you.
If you're interested in letting me edit your stories, I would appreciate the story in a .txt, .rtf, or pasted directly into an email addressed to: angrybarcode@gmail.com
My profile has a link to my homepage, you can visit it to see what my work load looks like. I'm also willing to be an assistant to editors that are over-loaded.
Thank you for the time!
AB
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, the 'questions-you-should-never-answer and things-you-should-never-do-for-your-writers' handbook 
. Also, please remember that the liquor cabinet is locked and the key is under the book located under the shelf in the third cabinet under the second floor stairs in Rogue's house. 
