SilvaTungDevil
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It's all about me. Today's attrocities can be directly tracked back to the fact that I love cannibalism. I am a greedy attention whore and I want some credit!
Whiny thread for men
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littlekateyes
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Hiya whoreSilvaTungDevil said:
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SilvaTungDevil said:
Yeah, the devil made me do it.
Now get some cheese for all this wine.
SilvaTungDevil
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Re: Re: Whiny thread for men
Dude, do you really want to ask me to provide cheese? You might be getting in over your head.
Bob_Bytchin said:
Dude, do you really want to ask me to provide cheese? You might be getting in over your head.
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it's all your fault.
BOO HOO.
BOO HOO.
Bob_Bytchin
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Re: Re: Re: Whiny thread for men
I think Aquila may need some tips on making wine and chocolate.
SilvaTungDevil said:
I think Aquila may need some tips on making wine and chocolate.
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MissTaken said:You guys just don't know how to whine!
I mean, you are hardly convincing
You have the nagging thing down though
SilvaTungDevil
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Ahem, did you guys miss the part where I said this was all about ME?
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MissTaken said:You guys just don't know how to whine!
I mean, you are hardly convincing
hmmm
OMG the other day, this hag *hands on hip* cut in front of me and took the last bit of mashed potatos from the buffet bar. So I wind up with a Haymaker and split her lip. Who would have Bea Arthur ate at Golden Corral.
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SilvaTungDevil said:
Right...I'm doing just that...looking out for ME
horny_giraffe
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MissTaken said:You guys just don't know how to whine!
I mean, you are hardly convincing
Hey! It's not my fault that I don't know how to whine! It's society's opression of men that discourages them from whining. Why don't they just accept me as I am?!
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HeavyStick said:hmmm
OMG the other day, this hag *hands on hip* cut in front of me and took the last bit of mashed potatos from the buffet bar. So I wind up with a Haymaker and split her lip. Who would have Bea Arthur ate at Golden Corral.
Now that is much, much better!
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MissTaken said:
Pay no attention to him...he's our little sub 2000 whipping post
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MissTaken said:
redwave?
Bob_Bytchin
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HeavyStick said:
Why must you constantly bring up your ex lover in front of STD and I? We're sick and tired of being treated like second rate freaks.
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MissTaken said:
Just wait until you see what he has in store for later...there will be a lot of whining, I'm sure.
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MissTaken said:I don't think so.
This isn't a "Take back America" thread, is it?
That's Amerikkka to you and "her"
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Bob_Bytchin said:
Redwave or the primate in his av?
Wait that isn't a chimp, it's the worlds ugliest woman. We are all entitled to make mistakes.
SilvaTungDevil
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Listen you guys! All this drama is about me...me...me...and maybe my lover, my hand. Just today, I was reading all these crazy, whiny posts and was feeling somewhat bloatesque, as I had eaten three industrial sized cans of baked beans last evening. As became entrenched in these posts, I grew negligent with the gravy I was shoveling into my mouth. A dollop dropped onto my massive belly. I watched it rolling down the slope of my love garage, passing over chunks of many day's worth of feedings. As it pooled in my belly button and began to congeal, my member started to engorge.
Suddenly my hand went to my belt buckle. It struggled to release my demonhood. My fly open, my hand moved to my manjungle. My hand encountered a lump. Grasping, it pulled out several hardened baked beans. I began to perspire with passion. My hand searched for my penis, finally the treasure was found. The smell brought tears to my eyes. Dry heaves shook my body with pleasure. I broke wind.
My hand stroked my lovelength. My innards churned with excitement. Something shifted inside me. A spray of steamy wetness dripped down the backs of my thighs. The enticing smell of my lovejuices mixed with the taste of my gravy. I retched in ecstacy. My love muscle flexed, once, twice, and it too finally retched. I smeared my buttery seed upon my body, annointing myself in my love. Satiated, I went looking for biscuits.
Suddenly my hand went to my belt buckle. It struggled to release my demonhood. My fly open, my hand moved to my manjungle. My hand encountered a lump. Grasping, it pulled out several hardened baked beans. I began to perspire with passion. My hand searched for my penis, finally the treasure was found. The smell brought tears to my eyes. Dry heaves shook my body with pleasure. I broke wind.
My hand stroked my lovelength. My innards churned with excitement. Something shifted inside me. A spray of steamy wetness dripped down the backs of my thighs. The enticing smell of my lovejuices mixed with the taste of my gravy. I retched in ecstacy. My love muscle flexed, once, twice, and it too finally retched. I smeared my buttery seed upon my body, annointing myself in my love. Satiated, I went looking for biscuits.
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