whining (as usual)

[seXieleXie]

i'm so fucking tired... the fever i had sunday has returned with a vengence (100.8°)... my head hurts... i have a hugely important presentation tommorrow

AND I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP



will someone please club me over the head until i pass out?

 

[nasty]

I can pound you with something else until you get tired.

 

[JazzManJim]

lexie, hon, put ont he most soothing music you have - wear headphones so the music surrounds and encompasses you (if, that is, you're not terribly worried about waking up in the morning. If you need the alarm clock, then don't use headphones). Get all snuggly under your covers and clear your mind. Your presentation tomorrow will go just fine because you know that shit cold and you're going to wow them.

Just clear everything from your mind tonight and concentrate on being restful and at peace.

 

[Bindii]

Oh you poor thing. Take a couple of aspirin and try reading for a while, it makes me sleepy.

Good luck tomorrow!

 

[nasty]

Lexie,

I can't really tell if this works, but, try warm milk.

 

[seXieleXie]

i've been trying to sleep for like 40 minutes. my mind won't shut up.

 

[freakygirl]

Lexie

come to my house. I'll take care of you


Jim has some wonderful advice..

 

[patient1]

Have you tried reading a tech manual or an insurance manual?
I think they'e full of yawns.

 

[nasty]

UGH!!!! I HATE when my mind does that. Seriously, I hope something works. Have you tried pills?

 

[patient1]

i've been trying to sleep for like 40 minutes. my mind won't shut up.

Oh. Go for the Nyquil. Nothing like pre-performance anxiety compounded with fever dementia, is there ?

 

[Sillyman]

I suggest a shower and some aspirin if you have it. Turn on some music too if you can. That will help drown out your thoughts.

 

[nasty]

Jim has some good advice. Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I put on classical music, and, BAM!!!!!!!!!!

Note-Not a shot at classical music.

 

[seXieleXie]

Oh. Go for the Nyquil. Nothing like pre-performance anxiety compounded with fever dementia, is there ?

hehehe. you called me demented.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

lexie, hon, put ont he most soothing music you have - wear headphones so the music surrounds and encompasses you (if, that is, you're not terribly worried about waking up in the morning. If you need the alarm clock, then don't use headphones). Get all snuggly under your covers and clear your mind. Your presentation tomorrow will go just fine because you know that shit cold and you're going to wow them.

Just clear everything from your mind tonight and concentrate on being restful and at peace.

Bastard, how will I ever woo the girsl if you keep saying shit like that?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Would the person who clubs you over the head get to drag you around by the hair?

 

[seXieleXie]

sure, i'm not tenderheaded. just be careful not to rip it out.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Would the person who clubs you over the head get to drag you around by the hair?

Ohh, caveman style bonking!

 

[Private Vasquez]

then we could change your name to Ug

 

[seXieleXie]

do we have to?

 

[Private Vasquez]

well, no, but it would go well with whole club-to-head, hair-dragging theme..

 

[badasschick]

just as long as his middle name isn't Lee

 

[seXieleXie]

what about "a rose by any other name" and all that?

 

[Private Vasquez]

middle name could be Sherman.

Oh, okay, we could go with: Ug Sherman Rose

and this will help you sleep oh so well...

 

[JazzManJim]

Bastard, how will I ever woo the girsl if you keep saying shit like that?

don't worry about me, man. You've got more than enough to woo anyone you want. I'm just a rank amateur int he wooing department.

Mostly, I get like lexie is tonight quite often. That's what gets me to sleep when I really have problems because my mind is running too fast. My musical favorites for sleep are Miles Davis "Kind of Blue", a home-made laid back jazz CD, and Bach's "A Musical Offering".