While Masturbating.....

You're too funny Lust E.!!
I always look forward to your responses because I know that you'll have me laughing my ass off. You have a clever sense of humour like My-Sir. One thing I truly appreciate in people.
Thanx for the chuckles.:D


-kym- picturing how long of an extension cord will be needed....:confused:
 
MY-Sir's-k- said:
picturing how long of an extension cord will be needed....:confused:

Oh fer cryin' aloud, woman! The extension cord was supposed to power your plethora of sex toys and NOT to tie your man up with this time!:rolleyes: :eek:

Do I have to explain everything to you guys prior to October? Sheesh!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Pulling out the dry-erase charts, Ken & Barbie dolls and duct tape as instructional aids... sigh.:rolleyes: Hoo boy.
 
There is a teacher at my sons school who is so horny she make my cock twitch everytime I see her. I love her to know I fanatsize about her and for her too be turned on by it too .:devil:
 
Lust Engine said:


Oh fer cryin' aloud, woman! The extension cord was supposed to power your plethora of sex toys and NOT to tie your man up with this time!:rolleyes: :eek:


Oh Dear Lust E.; Me thinks YOU misunderstood.......
The extension cord was for HIM to tie ME up with :eek: ;) :D



Pulling out the dry-erase charts, Ken & Barbie dolls and duct tape as instructional aids... sigh.:rolleyes: Hoo boy.

I'm always open to enlightenment too! I'll try and sit quietly beside Kallima for your instruction. Looking forward to the joys of Duct Tape with Ken & Barbie lesson.:p :D


-kym- Damned dog better stay away from my homework!!!!:mad:
 
pierceheart said:
wow, what do I think of? I think of whatever popped into my head that got me hard. Most recently that has been my ex girl friend; an old friend from college who only recently told me she has wanted me since 92, and that she dropped 8 dress sizes, but only one cup size; or the wonderful woman I thought about starting a new life with. More and more recently, all of YOU sexy people on lit have been giving me my masturbatory impetus. Wonderful pics mostly, but the occasional story works too.

Hmm...have you checked out my pic thread? ;) (that's if you like a little pregnant belly)
 
Hotred911 said:


Hmm...have you checked out my pic thread? ;) (that's if you like a little pregnant belly)

Would i be saying too much if i told you that i was looking at your thread right now Hotred911? Yours are some of the most beautiful (and hottest) pictures i have ever seen on the internet.

Warmly,
gMan90
 
gMan90 said:


Would i be saying too much if i told you that i was looking at your thread right now Hotred911? Yours are some of the most beautiful (and hottest) pictures i have ever seen on the internet.

Warmly,
gMan90

*blushing* Well thank you. Check back after the weekend, it's been awhile since we've posted any pics, and we're hoping to put more up this weekend. :)
 
Hotred911 said:
What thoughts, pictures, and/or sounds cross your mind?

Sometimes I have a whole fantasy of the next door neighbour asking for help in putting up a picture. (whether or not there really is a next door neighbour) and her seducing me. --Me up a shaky stepladder, a sudden imbalance, her reaching out to support me....you get the idea :)

Other times I remember past lovers or individual times.

Isn't it strange that some images stick and some dissapear ? My first real girlfriend was a lovely person and we had very nice sex but I can conjure up very few images of it. However, the summer before I met her I was with another woman and one image of her/us seems to be seared in my mind .............ooops ......on topic !!

Sounds cross my mind, not the words but the ''sounds''. I'm sure most guys are the same ... the image , feeling , amazement of a woman having an orgasm is what does it for me. I save those moments for when I want one .



:) ....'scuse me ......could you all turn around for a moment ?



;)


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re_Mark_s said:
:) ....'scuse me ......could you all turn around for a moment ?



;)

Aw, I wanna watch... it might just get me going...
 
I usually picture either of two things:

a guy feasting on my pussy, enthusiastically sucking on my clit, wildly licking up and down the entire inside, and periodically dipping his tongue in my vagina.

Then I also picture a guy ramming his entire length in me and kissing my neck in between hoarse moans and panting breaths:D
 
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Belilica said:


Aw, I wanna watch... it might just get me going...

lol...........ok.........just a quick peek .........just to "get you going"

Is this like "jumping" a car ? The battery thing?

*waves* as your engine is running :rose:




wondering when I'll be brave enough to actually post a naughty pic
 
SlipperyKitten said:
I usually picture either of two things:


Then I also picture a guy ramming his entire length in me and kissing my neck in between hoarse moans and panting breaths:D

Is this Doggy fashion or form the front?
 
Here's the sillyness
Hujmmmmmmmm damn Geocites ..........*sigh*

http://www.geocities.com/shrubcat/nuckles.html

When I get to 100 could I use this as a avitar ?

;)

Edited to apologize for my inability to make a geocities page......a last cigarette and I'll pass on the blindfold thanks.
 
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Hotred911 said:


I think I need someone to come clean my house too. :)


I wouldn't mine someone coming over and cleaning my house either, but the thought of big dicks, has made me forget all about my chores, :D
 
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kimmy69 said:



I wouldn't mine someone coming over and cleaning my house either, but the thought of big dicks, has made me forget all about my chores, :D

That happens to me all the time. :D
 
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Hotred911 said:


That happens to me all the time. :D


Seems to happen to me more and more everyday now, LOL now If I could just get the big dicks I would be really happy !!:p
 
SlipperyKitten said:
I usually picture either of two things:

a guy feasting on my pussy, enthusiastically sucking on my clit, wildly licking up and down the entire inside, and periodically dipping his tongue in my vagina.

Then I also picture a guy ramming his entire length in me and kissing my neck in between hoarse moans and panting breaths:D

Goodness! I might have to start using THIS imagery now! That sounds too lascivious! Ooo la la!:devil:
 
i normally think of a bad ass girlie with a shaved pussy perky tits an im slammin into her listening to her moans an short breaths as her tight lips quiver with the rush of orgasm while her wettness tightens around my dick. for starters anyway.
 
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