While cleaning this morning

[neci]

i wouldn't mind finding rum in the laundry basket.

 

[Beco]

How come when you find money, in an old winter coat, its always like $3 bucks?

 

[pink]

Why weren't you in church?

 

[semen4her]

I have a 50 year old bottle of whiskey somewhere around this place.

Well, it was bottled 50 years ago.

 

[semen4her]

Why weren't you in church?

Too drunk.

 

[John Doe]

It never occurred to me before yesterday...Lady P and I were viewing a house we might rent and the owner said "There's a pantry here" and opened a cabinet. I believe that's the first time I've heard it used that way. I always thought of a pantry as a separate room.

That's because the owner was wrong.

The stupid bitch.

 

[KRCummings]

Why weren't you in church?

I dunno. One of those days I guess.

 

[John Doe]

By the way, if you don't want that Absolut I'll take it off your hands.

 

[KRCummings]

By the way, if you don't want that Absolut I'll take it off your hands.

I'd hate to contribute to the delinquency of a Litster.

 

[IndieSnob]

If you're not using the panties to store liquor in anymore I'll take em.

 

[MonaLittle]

If you're not using the panties to store liquor in anymore I'll take em.

 

[IndieSnob]

Don't be mad that I thought to ask first.

 

[MonaLittle]

Don't be mad that I thought to ask first.

trigger finger...your new handle

 

[IndieSnob]

trigger finger...your new handle

Can you itch it for me?

Petey's cat tore my fingers up when I tried to break into his basement.

 

[John Doe]

I'd hate to contribute to the delinquency of a Litster.

You won't. I burn alcohol to charge my power cells.