Which US states would like to join the Russian Federation?

[phrodeau]

State Duma deputy Alexander Tolmachev said that any U.S. states that want to break away from the country and instead join the Russian Federation will be considered.

https://www.newsweek.com/american-s...ill-considered-says-duma-member-1750336?amp=1

How does that sound? Join a white supremacist, Christian nation, with the fastest changing climate in the world. Steppe in to a culture that’s decades old. Watch the great Russian military defend your borders, and even join in yourself.

Offer not valid in Canada.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

In my personal opinion Ukrainian bitches are hotter than Russian bitches.
I don't eat at McDonalds.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I never saw the attraction in Ukes… they’re nearly as bulky/bony as Poles.

But they’re prob the reason so many Govs are supporting Ukraine… lots of uke mistresses in most major cities.

Polish bitches are smokin'.
And they can all make a mean pierogi.

 

[phrodeau]

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out. They leave the West behind. And Moscow girls make me sing and shout. That Georgia’s always on my my my my my my my my my mind.

 

[iso36]

Lots of Rus and Uke women in toronto.

I do like the way the russian women handle themselves in public. Great accessories for formal occasions.

The ukes are faster/easier. First date blowjob, minimum.

 

[PaxNurgle]

Idaho will probably be the first in line. Ironically, 30-40 years ago when the likes of Brezhnev and Andropov were running the Soviet Union, Idahoans were all about "I hate those commie ruskie commies." But now that Russia is a totalitarian/authoritarian white christian nationalist state, some of those SAME PEOPLE are all about "Man, I wish the U.S. was more like Russia."

 

[phrodeau]

The Free State Project has been trying for decades to pack New Hampshire with secessionists by appealing to Libertarians. Earlier this year, a proposed amendment to the NH Constitution for a legal path to secession was defeated 323-13 in the state House.

The 13 members who supported that amendment were all Republicans.

 

[iso36]

New Hampshire is really well-run.

The other 49 could learn lots from NH.

“In the 21st century, New Hampshire is among the wealthiest states in the U.S., with the seventh-highest median household income and some of the lowest rates of poverty, unemployment, and crime. It is one of only nine states without an income tax, and has no taxes on sales, capital gains, or inheritance; consequently, its overall tax burden is the lowest in the U.S. after Florida. New Hampshire ranks among the top ten states in metrics such as governance, healthcare, socioeconomic opportunity, and fiscal stability.”

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Aint no hot bitches in New Hampshire. It's old white dudes and redneck assholes.

 

[iso36]

As far as Republican Baiting goes, this ‘fro-dough thread isn’t doing so well.

Maybe throw in a Free Abortions for the Ladies promo?