Which "specialty toys'" name turns you on when you read it?

Which "specialty toy" makes you horny when you read the name?

  • Mikita belt sander?

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • Simpson's talking Burger King watch?

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Any strangers wallet that falls to the ground?

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • Those plastic toilet seat protector sheets?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Any National Geographic show with animals screwing?

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Basically, anytime you see the name, Jeff_is_smiling?

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • Total voters
    8
  • Poll closed .

jeff_is_smiling

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A thread for those with no lives who are looking at this screen on a Friday night....like me...sigh....
 
Um.....and here I thought it was a thread about sex toys....lol...

I was gonna tell you I love my silver egg....sigh....oh well;)
 
You know....

Tatiana0706 said:
Um.....and here I thought it was a thread about sex toys....lol...

I was gonna tell you I love my silver egg....sigh....oh well;)


between your egg and the debeers av you have.....you might be just the toy I am looking for as well....
 
Re: You know....

jeff_is_smiling said:
between your egg and the debeers av you have.....you might be just the toy I am looking for as well....

really now....are you flirting with me?

:devil:
 
Re: Re: You know....

Tatiana0706 said:
really now....are you flirting with me?

:devil:

Why yes....though I must warn you...I play the field....luckily, in this post...you are the field....
 
Re: Re: Re: You know....

jeff_is_smiling said:
Why yes....though I must warn you...I play the field....luckily, in this post...you are the field....

um....I'm honored...

I think...lol
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: You know....

Tatiana0706 said:
um....I'm honored...

I think...lol

I can be quite the male species when I want to be.....and to be perfectly honest...I will flirt with you whenever you want...I can be good at it...though I am fairly new in here...
 
I am pretty new here too...

I bet you are not so new to flirting tho...right?;)
 
P.S.

Tatianna.....your gifs not moving anymore.....did the girl fall asleep on that thing or what?:confused: :eek:


.....Killswitch......
 
I've had some fun...

Tatiana0706 said:
I am pretty new here too...

I bet you are not so new to flirting tho...right?;)

flirting is a great way to spend some time....I'm sure most people in this lit place have......tho I am more of a private flirter than a public one....but am more than willing in either case....just need the "flirtee"
 
Killswitch said:
P.S.

Tatianna.....your gifs not moving anymore.....did the girl fall asleep on that thing or what?:confused: :eek:


.....Killswitch......

My AV never moved...but there is somebody else here that has that girl...but it doesn't have the DeBeers ad info on it:)
 
I think...

Tatiana0706 said:
My AV never moved...but there is somebody else here that has that girl...but it doesn't have the DeBeers ad info on it:)

...that staying in the position your AV is in for a nice long time is a great thing....just a personal observation...
 
Re: I think...

jeff_is_smiling said:
...that staying in the position your AV is in for a nice long time is a great thing....just a personal observation...

I do so agree...:devil:
 
Re: Re: I think...

Tatiana0706 said:
I do so agree...:devil:


Great minds think alike.....at least I hope so....yep, looking at the position, I would say I would have to take it for a really long time...much longer than most can provide it for.....the problem with long "stay time"...sigh....
 
Re: Re: Re: I think...

jeff_is_smiling said:
Great minds think alike.....at least I hope so....yep, looking at the position, I would say I would have to take it for a really long time...much longer than most can provide it for.....the problem with long "stay time"...sigh....

Well... when my mouth gets tired...isn't that time for sex anyway?
 
Tatiana.....I think you are wrong here somewhere......I am sure I saw that same av the other nite moving (very nicely I might ad)....and it did have the debeers stuff on it..........

.....Killswitch.....
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: I think...

Tatiana0706 said:
Well... when my mouth gets tired...isn't that time for sex anyway?

You are very right....that would be the time when you get to rest, and I get to start....and I believe in the same amount of time spent.....ready?
 
Check this out Killswitch

Killswitch said:
Tatiana.....I think you are wrong here somewhere......I am sure I saw that same av the other nite moving (very nicely I might ad)....and it did have the debeers stuff on it..........

.....Killswitch.....

Guru is the man....

Blowjob AV
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I think...

jeff_is_smiling said:
You are very right....that would be the time when you get to rest, and I get to start....and I believe in the same amount of time spent.....ready?

So its kinda like Tit for Tat?....lol....

I'm ready baby...bring it on...
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I think...

Tatiana0706 said:
So its kinda like Tit for Tat?....lol....

I'm ready baby...bring it on...


Shall we start with an hour? I will alternate between fingers and tongue just to make it interesting for you....will that do, or are you in need of more oral play to start with?
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I think...

jeff_is_smiling said:
Shall we start with an hour? I will alternate between fingers and tongue just to make it interesting for you....will that do, or are you in need of more oral play to start with?

sounds good...sigh....really good....oh and....I happen to be a big foreplay person....not a problem I hope?

Nice AV...SO much better than the condor with carrot claws...
 
Makita Belt Sander all the way. Power tools generate good vibration. Multi-task.

Edited to say:

Oops-- didn't mean to stumble into a flirty thread and interrupt like that. Sorry! I'll read all the posts next time, instead of being so impulsive. I just got excited about the prospect of the belt sander.

OK, I'm going now.

:D
 
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