Which movie character would you have sex with?

Also had a thing for Spike from buffy.
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you are with.
 
My list would be entirely too long LOL
Some good ones already mentioned (Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy has had a chokehold on me for literal decades at this point).

Off the top of my head:
  • Don Pedro and Don Jon: Much Ado About Nothing. Denzel was, quite possibly, his sexiest he's ever been in this movie, and I'd let Keanu Reeves destroy my credit (but he wouldn't, because he's a sweetheart).
  • Alonzo Harris: Training Day. 2nd wave of peak Denzel. He was an absolute scumbag, and I still would have sat on his face.
  • Thomas Shelby: Peaky Blinders. It's TV, so I'm cheating, sue me. Even though I'm taller than him, I still wanna climb Cillian Murphy like a tree.
  • Pinhead: Hellraiser. Is there a strong possibility I'd be dead at the end? For sure. Did I still wanna bang him like a drum when I first saw that movie as a teen? Also for sure.
  • El Mariachi: Desperado. Antonio Banderas was one of the contributors to my sexual awakening.
Honorable mention: Father Andrew Kiernan, Stigmata. I don't know what it is, but that movie made me fall in lust with Gabriel Byrne LOL
 
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My list would be entirely too long LOL
Some good ones already mentioned (Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy has had a chokehold on me for literal decades at this point).

Off the top of my head:
  • Don Pedro and Don Jon: Much Ado About Nothing. Denzel was, quite possibly, his sexiest he's ever been in this movie, and I'd let Keanu Reeves destroy my credit (but he wouldn't, because he's a sweetheart).
  • Alonzo Harris: Training Day. 2nd wave of peak Denzel. He was an absolute scumbag, and I still would have sat on his face.
  • Thomas Shelby: Peaky Blinders. It's TV, so I'm cheating, sue me. Even though I'm taller than him, I still wanna climb Cillian Murphy like a tree.
  • Pinhead: Hellraiser. Is there a strong possibility I'd be dead at the end? For sure. Did I still wanna bang him like a drum when I first saw that movie as a teen? Also for sure.
  • El Mariachi: Desperado. Antonio Banderas was one of the contributors to my sexual awakening.
Honorable mention: Father Andrew Kiernan, Stigmata. I don't know what it is, but that movie made me fall in lust with Gabriel Byrne LOL
Colin Firth in wet linen is gold. Like how Helen's face launched a thousand ships....that man's wet chest has launched a thousand orgasms.... probably lots more actually.
 
Maya, from Zero Dark Thirty.

Love a smart, attractive, badass woman. β€œI’m the MOTHER FUCKER who found him!!”

Maya
 
Okay, So this might seem obvious but... Jennifer Anniston as "Rose/Sarah" in the strip scene in WERE THE MILLERS. If you haven't seen it I highly recommend it Gentleman and Ladies too... πŸ‘™
 
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