Which model deity did you acquire?

Which model deity did you acquire?

  • Yehweh

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Father, Son & Holy Ghost (Trinity Pak)

    Votes: 12 40.0%
  • Zeus & entourage (Olympus Pak)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Odin & entourage (Valhalla Pak)

    Votes: 2 6.7%
  • The Charmed Ones (Bimbo Pak)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Satan

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Krishna

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Gaia/Mother Earth/Mother Nature

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • Disco Barbie

    Votes: 6 20.0%
  • None of the above, I was taken in by a false god

    Votes: 4 13.3%

  • Total voters
    30
Jeeze Laurel!

We must be products of our environment. That is what I said.
 
Why isn't worshipping myself an option on your poll?
 
Ok now I am offended!!
What about Dagda and the Celtic Gods?
 
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Morden said:
Ok now I am offended!!
Waht about Dagda and the Celtic Gods?

What about them? You think you're offended - I got a call from Dagda and the threatened to put me in a trance. I countered by holding up a burning bush and using it as a shield but then his paternal nature took over and we had a father/son talk. Seems he's been feeling kind of left behind in favor of the Yahweh guy and just needs a bit more love... a hug or two every now and then. The he went off with Breng, Meng and Meabel for some nookie. Turns out they were all the same babe though - but try telling that to the Mormans!
 
Dillinger said:


Because its MY fucking poll, grasshopper...


Ok but for the record the only supernatural being in MY life is me. ;)
 
We are all Children of Cthulhu -- especially the ones with lots of tentacles.
 
I worship at the feet of mindless consumerism, The Eaton Centre is my Mecca, The Gap is my synagogue.
 
Dillinger said:
The he went off with Breng, Meng and Meabel for some nookie. Turns out they were all the same babe though - but try telling that to the Mormans!

if you and i were in the same room, i'd beat your little punk ass! i don't care that i'm only 115 and built like a skeleton. i'd STILL beat your punk ass around!

i know you meant that as a joke, but there's two sure ways of pissing me off: insulting my closest friends and trashing Mormons for polygamy. the second is basically a even worse version of the first, b/c the person i care about most is a Mormon.. and i REALLY don't like people badmouthing her based on some WAY outdated stereotype!!

i'll apollogize tomorrow, but for now, SHUT THE HELL UP!

don't make me sick Cthulhu on you! He enjoys the suffering of others.....
 
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Chacmool rules!

Human sacrifice!

WAR!

uhhhhhh, good gawd ya'll

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!

Redistrbution of wealth in the conservative fashion!

Mi llama Maizeholio! Neccisita piccata para mi bunghole!

BUNG

HOLE

bunghole

DO YOU THREATEN ME!

You must bring me the teepee for my bunghole...
 
*searching around*

Why isn't my computer an option on here??

Or maybe it is on here and my puter isn't letting me see it, like a test or something. Well I wont fail this test. *sits in front of his computer for hours surfing the net until the option for computer shows up*
 
scylis said:


if you and i were in the same room, i'd beat your little punk ass! i don't care that i'm only 115 and built like a skeleton. i'd STILL beat your punk ass around!

i know you meant that as a joke, but there's two sure ways of pissing me off: insulting my closest friends and trashing Mormons for polygamy. the second is basically a even worse version of the first, b/c the person i care about most is a Mormon.. and i REALLY don't like people badmouthing her based on some WAY outdated stereotype!!

i'll apollogize tomorrow, but for now, SHUT THE HELL UP!

don't make me sick Cthulhu on you! He enjoys the suffering of others.....

Feeling any better now?
 
Wondering how the new influx of people might change the voting percentage.
 
It's all about cliques again isn't it? Can't I pick and choose my deities without all their silly little friends tagging along???

For the record, I choose other and reserve the right to change my mind at any time. :p
 
I forgot a hell of a lot of dieties but the you can only have 10 choices in polls here at lit... sorry... didn't mean to offend... now shut up and vote... *grin*
 
I traded my original acquisition in for a less abused model.
 
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