Which Lit Virgin needs to get laid the Most?

[Svedish_Chef]

Chef, you're drooling again.

And the surprise there is?

 

[scylis]

*is glad no one thought to put him on the list*

 

[Never]

I'll make a deal..
If I'm a virgin when I turn... 21, I'll have a three way with the other virgins.

 

[Mischka]

I'll make a deal..
If I'm a virgin when I turn... 21, I'll have a three way with the other virgins.

Please don't let it come to that. Hell, I'm sure we can convince Lavender to unleash her closet of cowgirls to do the trick before you would have to resort to such a fate.



(P.S. HardKore, nasty is a guy. But he does seem like a sweetie. )

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

SURE

that would be great.i would love that.you would love it more sweety.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

opps

sorry i didn`t know that

 

[Never]

Mischka:
"Please don't let it come to that. Hell, I'm sure we can convince Lavender to unleash her closet of cowgirls to do the trick before you would have to resort to such a fate."

Well.. cowgirls do sound better than the alturnative. Still, maybe I should just spread my legs and think of Lit.

Oh, and HKBJ, you have to wait until July 11th 2002.

 

[sexy-girl]

I'll make a deal..
If I'm a virgin when I turn... 21, I'll have a three way with the other virgins.

never if it came to that im sure you would have a LOT of willing women coming running to your aid from lit


a birthday eve orgy perhaps ?

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

lavender:
"Never never land

I thought you were going to spread your legs and think of lady liberty. "

If, while losing my virginity, I have only time for one thought.. I'm not going to be pleased. In fact, I think whomever was assisting me would have one irate and frustrated Never on their.. ~ahem~ hands, tounge.. whatever.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

ok

i can wait till then.it will be great lots of kissing licking,sucking,fucking of cource.i am a really sweet guy.most girls like the rudy poos.

 

[flawed_ethics]

Guess I should be more vocal...

I could mock whine about me not being there, but...*

A.) Never mentioned it before.
B.) Don't have enough Lit 'experience' for even an AV yet.
C.) Probably too old. Never's threeway comment makes me feel like I missed my prime.



* <-- then what the hell is this post about anyway? Darn psycology!

 

[Mischka]

Re: ok

i can wait till then.it will be great lots of kissing licking,sucking,fucking of cource.i am a really sweet guy.most girls like the rudy poos.

What is a "rudy poos"?

 

[Never]

I think that's 'petting'.

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Never's mine... hands off

 

[Never]

And you can have me.. all of me.. just as long as you take me by July the 11th.

Damn it, lavender! You told me there were tons of gay women around here. I haven't met a one!

 

[patient1]

Never never land

I thought you were going to spread your legs and think of lady liberty.

You mean Never is hot for Cheyenne?

 

[Never]

I am madly in love with Cheyenne.
She never met me at the pier at midnght though..

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Hey, why was Fly_on_the_Wall left off the list? After the year he has just gone through, a good fucking would do him wonders!

 

[Summery]

Hey, why was Fly_on_the_Wall left off the list? After the year he has just gone through, a good fucking would do him wonders!

I second that STP.....our dear FLY.

 

[morninggirl5]

This thread was started in September, before we knew Fly very well, I believe.

 

[Guest]

How about Renegade or xzchief? Those two post like rabbits and they even dream of women in their avs.