Which gift would you like?

Which gift would you like?

  • Candy

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • Flowers

    Votes: 5 14.3%
  • A sweet poem

    Votes: 5 14.3%
  • Sex

    Votes: 10 28.6%
  • Dinner and Dancing

    Votes: 13 37.1%
  • Waffle Iron

    Votes: 1 2.9%

  • Total voters
    35

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After you've selected, read the meaning behind it:










CANDY It means that... You are a sweet person who
enjoys traditional
gifts and hopefully likes to share.

OR

You're a selfish chocoholic who
values a sugar high over everything, even true love.

FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of
nature, the scent of
flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture.

OR

You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and
die.

A SWEET POEM It means that... You're a hopeless
romantic, a cultured
person who recognizes the power and beauty of the
written word.

OR

You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a
cultured person
who
recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.

SEX It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free
spirit who is
not afraid to express your sexuality with another
consenting adult and
feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful
and beautiful.

OR

You're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a
rutting animal
living
solely for one carnal experience after another.

DINNER/DANCING It means that... You enjoy the company
of that
special someone and the romantic setting of fine
cuisine and
candlelight.

OR

You're easy to please and probably willing to sell
your body for food
and a
few quick turns around the dance floor.

WAFFLE IRON It means that... You're a practical person
who believes
in gifts that you can actually use.

OR

You have absolutely no idea of
what gift-giving is all about and probably have some
sort of deviant
sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.
 
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a sweet poem.....


all the other things are just materialistic
 
I messed up the post with not putting the meaning in it. My first poll, but I'm broken in now :D
 
A sweet poem about sex

It is a sweet power
That your beauty brings to me
in the moments of passion shared

Our spirits soar
An expression of lust unbounded
a romance of meaning...
 
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FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of
nature, the scent of
flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture.

I really like the ones picked out of my yard. It is especcially nice when Guru or the boys do this little favor.
 
I can live without sex, I want to share conversation over a romantic dinner, and lose myself in his arms while we dance. Candy... blah... flowers, they die... poems, are words, not actions, a waffle iron, hell, I've already got one. But I did read the meanings, they're probably very accurate! But I have my own take on it all. :)
 
oh yeah!!! It turns out that I am a cultured person and a hopeless romantic..of course I already knew that. ;)
 
Not into candy.

Flowers die and are boring.

I get sex whenever I want it.

A poem? You're kidding, right?

A waffle iron? What's that?

Ok, I picked dinner and dancing, but only because jewelry wasn't on the list.
 
hahaha well I always knew it anyway

:p
 
hehe

sex of course

SEX It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free
spirit who is
not afraid to express your sexuality with another
consenting adult and
feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful
and beautiful.
 
or it means this Stoney

:p
 
hey

It all depends on what SHE wants - the animal or the sexually passionate guy!
 
animal vegetable or mineral eh Stoney?

:p
 
I say with your name that you are

:p
 
hehehe

that is actually my football nickname - but hey it does apply when a sexy woman is near!!!
 
Re: A sweet poem about sex

Dillinger said:
It is a sweet power
That your beauty brings to me
in the moments of passion shared

Our spirits sour
An expression of lust unbounded
a romance of meaning...
A sweet rejoinder for you...

Did no one else catch this? Dillinger, did you make a typo? Did you maybe mean "our spirits soar"?

Otherwise I would hardly consider that a sweet poem! I'd be shoving that box of chocolates and that bouquet of flowers up where the sun don't shine if you wrote that to me! LOL ;)
 
Re: Re: A sweet poem about sex

Barb Dwyer said:

A sweet rejoinder for you...

Did no one else catch this? Dillinger, did you make a typo? Did you maybe mean "our spirits soar"?

Otherwise I would hardly consider that a sweet poem! I'd be shoving that box of chocolates and that bouquet of flowers up where the sun don't shine if you wrote that to me! LOL ;)

Yes, a typo - *sigh* - and I so pride myself on NOT making typos - going to fix it now...

It was a spur of the moment inspiration...

I like being inspired...
 
I picked flowers because our sex life is great. My sweetie tends to bring flowers when I least expect them & need them the most. His mother has a fabulous garden & I never know what he is going to bring me. On one of our first dates, we were camping & he picked me the most beautiful wild flowers.
 
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