Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

[Cibo]

Go here: http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/ and take the test. Now this is dang cool.

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Can't I just be Tobor the Eighth Man?

 

[Mae13]

Hrm....curious

Interesting test there!

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Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.



*grrr*
mae

 

[SkAoUt]

bite my shiny metal ass

Can it, you're Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

and my girlfriend was:
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Hahaha, puny humans...too bad you can't see the sweet icons that go with the write ups...

 

[sch00lteacher]

http://www.sssup.it/~giorgio/movies/gort.jpg

He has been around a long time, but I haven't seen any better.

 

[Khadgar]

i have a plan. KILL THE KID!!!!



You are Gigantor!

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

 

[Lost Cause]

Clatu...Verada....Nicto! Gort was a 'bot that set the template for the others! I mean big, invincible, and a meltdown ray to boot! Y'all can have those new zippy metal fellers, make mine Gort!

 

[Khadgar]

*falls out od his chair laughing and passes out as he hits his head on the table* a squirrel! with a rocket launcher! LOL! thats great!!!

 

[SlowHand89]

I was hoping for something a little more menacing.

Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.

Thank you, Robocop.

 

[SilverVeil]

   
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?


Damnit ! I wanted that really cool Prime jpg !!!!

 

[SilverVeil]

Well I don't know how to post it so it shows up .... but here is the Prime one.

 

[SilverVeil]

Here is Megatron ...

I don't know the answers to get the others, sorry.

 

[Cibo]

Bumpity

 

[Private Vasquez]

Yay Me! I'm an ABC warrior! Grr.

Apparently I'm an angry drunk too LOL! That was wicked funny.

 

[DopeyAngel]

I was thinking the same thing SlowHand!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Check it out, I'm an ABC Warrior!

 

[sabbathstorm]

I'm an ABC Warrior too

 

[Khadgar]

lol i like mine though.... gigantor, dishing the hippie 60's death