Which Chinese zodiac animal are you?

[blobfish]

Monkey.

 

[pointless]

earth horse. yeah, i knew that already.

 

[Minalick]

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This is so me....

http://www.metaphysicalzone.com/china/dog1.shtml

http://www.futurescopes.com/chinese-astrology-zodiac-signs/dog/8427/metal-dog-chinese-astrology

 

[pointless]

i really hate that i knew that already.

 

[blobfish]

I'm a water monkey, actually.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Tiger in the Element of Water

There was a totem animal thread around here a few days ago that I never posted in but in my Native American culture I'm a Squirrel. Amusing juxtaposition there.

 

[jegm]

Panda Bear

Monkey.

God that was sooo easy!

 

[desireinyellow]

newbee

Dragon

 

[SexyWench]

Wood Snake

 

[blobfish]

Wood Snake

Best zodiac sign ever!

 

[Silverlily]

Rooster, which is about half wrong. The ex is a pig (seriously) and his is COMPLETELY wrong.

 

[blobfish]

Rooster, which is about half wrong. The ex is a pig (seriously) and his is COMPLETELY wrong.

You mean the horoscope thing was wrong? Mine is pretty accurate, but it's probably vague enough to fit almost anybody.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Cock.


Because I can.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Dragon.

Just that badass

Remy

 

[Bidin~Time]

Metal Rat

That's right...Rat.

Consider yourselves warned.

 

[Minalick]

Metal Rat

That's right...Rat.

Consider yourselves warned.

It's totally cool.


http://www.metaphysicalzone.com/china/rat.shtml

 

[butters]

earth boar, born on the first day of its cycle

*snuffle snuffle*

 

[warrior queen]

I am an earth monkey.
Not that I actually believe any of this stuff, but it's kinda accurate. Well, half of it is anyway.

 

[theault_b]

Which Chinese zodiac animal are you?

I am a #6 extra hot with clear broth soup and two wei wei...

 

[HoHoBomb]

I am a #6 extra hot with clear broth soup and two wei wei...

美味 美味

 

[Phelia]

Tiger in the Element of Water

There was a totem animal thread around here a few days ago that I never posted in but in my Native American culture I'm a Squirrel. Amusing juxtaposition there.

That tiger looks like it is holding a beer. And is also half-dragon. Fuck yeah dragon tiger!

I am a wascally wabbit. If I am remembering my Chinese restaurant placemat lore correctly, it is the luckiest of all the signs.

 

[deirdrah]

I'm a fire rabbit

 

[blobfish]

In Japan, there is no "man on the moon". Instead, their folk tales tell of a rabbit that makes mochi on the moon's surface! I love Japanese folklore.

 

[glynndah]

Fire monkey.

 

[oggbashan]

Wood Monkey