1. Christina Hendriks
2. Nigella Lawson
3. Ambercutie
4. Angela White
5. Adele
6. Summer Hart
7. Can I just repeat my top 4? Cuz really anyone with boobs ....
Men
1. Bruce Springsteen(yum yum slurpy slurpy yum yum)
2. David Draiman (lead singer from Disturbed)
3. Sean Connery
4. Harrison Ford
5. Eric Cantona (French footballer played for Man Utd)
The Ladies
1. Merck Streep
2. Serena Williams
3. Adele (when she was heavier)
4. Dolly Parton
5. Naomi Campbell
Can I also give a mention to all the beautiful ladies and buff men who run round tracks, throw objects long distances and jump as high and as long as they can. Thank you for wearing those skimpy little outfits.
When it comes to female celebrities, it would probably be easier to just name the ones I don’t want to fuck...
Obviously, I'd like to shag a ton of porn stars, but they don't really count as celebrities, do they?
Hmmm...I really, really liked Alexandra Daddario, after seeing that nude scene she did in True Detective a few years back. She was amazingly fit. Sadly she’s become afflicted with the usual Hollywood curse, and has lost loads of weight recently. I'm talking about the same sort of thing that happened to Jennifer Connelly, who also used to be one of my favourite wanks du jour.
I think Bella Thorne is incredibly attractive, even if she seems like a bit of car crash in real life. Rita Ora is gorgeous. I really like Taylor Swift, now that she's put a bit of weight on. There are a few British celebrities who I'm especially fond of, that most of you will probably never have heard of: Kelly Brook, Ashley James and Lucie Donlan.
...and then there's about a million, million other women I could mention...
Christina Ricci
Nicole Kidman
Juliette Lewis(she's a bit of an acquired taste and I know it sounds bad, but I've always seen her as being skanky/trashy hot. I mean that in the best of ways)
It really hurt my brain to come up with these. Ive many times been attracted physically to someone I can't have or wouldn't because of the personality. But I guess I don't look at celebrities and think about sex with them. That being said...No particular order: Joaquin Phoenix, Bradley Cooper, Jason Mamoa, Colin Farrel, Jude Law,