Which Annoying Lit Newbie Are You?

[lavender]

 

[perks]

lavyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[hijack]I missed you sugah[/hijack]

 

[lavender]

 

[perks]

You just missed my good cyber lovin. You use me for your own fake fucking pleasure and then toss me aside.

It's your fake cyber lovin' tongue. I'm a whore for it.

 

[lavender]

 

[perks]

I never get to play the whore. Fucking purple part stealer.

 

[lavender]

 

[perks]

You're to pure to play the whore.

*ducks and covers, preparing for a bolt of lightning*

I wish you would warn me when I'm about to cover my screen with liquid that was previously in my mouth.

 

[LordKronos]

I can be about any type of annoying newbie. When I get out of the annoying newbie stage then I graduate to an experienced asshole. Or to a few who manage to find my good side I've been called a friend. Mostly just an asshole, though. ~smiles innocently waking up~ Mornings suck.

 

[Saint Peter]

Everybody is a newbie sometime. It is up to the journeyman to teach the apprentice the trade.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Glad to see so many other "newbies" have replied to this. I prefer "neophyte" personally. And that would make me the annoyingly arrogant, sarcastic and superior one.

 

[lavender]

 

[perks]

Oops sorry.

Warning: Reading the post 4 posts above might make you projectile spit liquids in your mouth onto your computer screen.

There, is that better?

you're short a dollar.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

She's hardly a newbie anymore but Clare Caxton who posted over 100 posts on her first day takes some beating !

 

[alexandraaah]

Glad to see so many other "newbies" have replied to this. I prefer "neophyte" personally. And that would make me the annoyingly arrogant, sarcastic and superior one.

I like that HH, mind if I use it?

I personally, new or not, am the one who starts lame threads.

It's a gift.

*welcome back hug to lav*

 

[Guest]

marxists started a similar thread to this so i guess your not the only person that thinks so lavender


wanted to say hi ... i dont think i've said hi since you've been back

 

[lavender]

 

[sexy-girl]

that was me up there ... so hello again lavender

 

[lavender]

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I like that HH, mind if I use it?

By all means do--I would be honoured.

 

[ScarlettRose]

hmmm, am i still a newbie? i still feel like one, heh

 

[perks]

You give me too much credit.

I'm kind like that

 

[sexy-girl]

Hi sexy-girl. Can I send you smooches without Lisa getting jealous?

of course lisa is tied up on my bed right now (according to risiaskye )


*smooches*


i read some of your other threads and posts im glad your enjoying yourself you seem very bright and happy

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

just riff, here.

I'm an annoying newbie called riff