SamScribble
Yeah, still just a guru
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Even though my ears are not Spock-shaped, I have often been accused of being uncommonly logical.
There have been times in my life when this has been useful. On one occasion, my logic was instrumental in convincing ten fellow jurors of the innocence of a chap who, only an hour or so earlier, they had been about to find guilty of murder. It was heartwarming when, on delivering our ‘Not guilty’ verdict, the judge said: ‘The decision has been yours. But I must say that I agree with it 100 percent. It seems to me completely illogical to find the defendant anything other than not guilty.’
Which brings me to the score for my entry into the National Nude Day contest. The story began with a score of 4.5-something, rose to 4.8-something, fell to just under the ‘magic’ 4.5, and then it rose again. At this point it had 50-something votes. And then it started to slide. Today, at 100 votes, it is languishing (a nice word - languishing) at 4.30.
I have no illusions about my quirky stories winning a jerk-off contest. But if the vast majority of the first 50 voters thought that it was worthy of five stars, how can the next 50 have such a low opinion? It defies logic. Just sayin’.
There have been times in my life when this has been useful. On one occasion, my logic was instrumental in convincing ten fellow jurors of the innocence of a chap who, only an hour or so earlier, they had been about to find guilty of murder. It was heartwarming when, on delivering our ‘Not guilty’ verdict, the judge said: ‘The decision has been yours. But I must say that I agree with it 100 percent. It seems to me completely illogical to find the defendant anything other than not guilty.’
Which brings me to the score for my entry into the National Nude Day contest. The story began with a score of 4.5-something, rose to 4.8-something, fell to just under the ‘magic’ 4.5, and then it rose again. At this point it had 50-something votes. And then it started to slide. Today, at 100 votes, it is languishing (a nice word - languishing) at 4.30.
I have no illusions about my quirky stories winning a jerk-off contest. But if the vast majority of the first 50 voters thought that it was worthy of five stars, how can the next 50 have such a low opinion? It defies logic. Just sayin’.