Where's Osama?

[REDWAVE]

Anybody remember this guy? Not too long ago, he was wanted "dead or alive." Now he's done bin forgotten. O yeah, I forgot: Saddam is the new Enemy du Jour! It changes so often these days, it's tough to keep up!


Osama, yo mama! Give me Osama, or give me death! I regret I have but one Osama to give for my country. Ask not what Osama can do for you, but what you can do for Osama. If Osama did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Ring around the Osama! Red rover, red rover-- send Osama right over!

I'm thinkin' of starting a restaurant, which will feature a sandwich called the Osama. Any suggestions as to what should be in it?

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought if I left you alone for a while you might get some intelligence and substance into your threads.

I admit, I was wrong.

You're still a fucking idiot.

 

[REDWAVE]

Go harass some recruits, scumbag-- someone you can push around.

You're nothing but a professional killer, low life scum of the vilest sort.

 

[HeavyStick]

Go harass some recruits, scumbag-- someone you can push around.

You're nothing but a professional killer, low life scum of the vilest sort.

You were in a department of professional killers.

I don't work with recruits.

BTW, you're still a fucking idiot.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Go harass some recruits, scumbag-- someone you can push around.

You're nothing but a professional killer, low life scum of the vilest sort.

Ah, so you adovacate making killing a non-paying occupation.

I suppose you are qualified to speak about that sort of thing.

 

[REDWAVE]

RCA

Actually, since I know you're somewhat literate and educated, I really don't mind you . . .

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

Anybody remember this guy? Not too long ago, he was wanted "dead or alive." Now he's done bin forgotten.

Nope he's still wanted dead or alive.

 

[SINthysist]

I voted in Afghanistan because I'm willing to bet they didn't want to haul the stinking corpse anymore...

 

[Purple Haze]

I told you before, he's golfing in Kennebunkport...

 

[Lost Cause]

Osama Bin Dead...

Since November 2001, there have been NO videos from that egocentric piece of work. The gov is "assuming' it's bin buddy, since they don't have a corpse, and it keeps the "eye on the prize." Any good impersonator, or even a relative, could impersonate old dead bin with the same inflections and geographical "drawl."

Show me a confirmed, dated video, that has been analyized by CGI experts, and I'll retract my prior opinion.

 

[mbb308]

Wherever he is, he's still on the CIA payroll.

 

[SINthysist]

And he votes Democrat in Palm Beach and absentee in Montana...

 

[teddybear4play]

They're still looking for him, but his infrastructure, communications, and bankroll isn't what it used to be.

TB4p

 

[REDWAVE]

The "Big Osama"

I'm disappointed no one's given me any suggestions for my "Big Osama" sandwich. I'm thinkin' maybe spiced lamb, rice, and spinach in a pita. Wutta ya think, huh?

 

[Sillyman]

Re: The "Big Osama"

I'm disappointed no one's given me any suggestions for my "Big Osama" sandwich. I'm thinkin' maybe spiced lamb, rice, and spinach in a pita. Wutta ya think, huh?

You just get bread. You then take the meat that other diners leave behind.

 

[Thrillhouse]

Re: Osama Bin Dead...

Since November 2001, there have been NO videos from that egocentric piece of work. The gov is "assuming' it's bin buddy, since they don't have a corpse, and it keeps the "eye on the prize." Any good impersonator, or even a relative, could impersonate old dead bin with the same inflections and geographical "drawl."

So now you're a linguist.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/11/18/bin.laden.tape/

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...&e=10&u=/nm/20030215/ts_nm/attack_binladen_dc

You should change your initials to "AC," for "Arrogant and Clueless."

 

[Ham Murabi]

Redrave, you know where Osama is

I was walking by the apartment your friend lets you crash in yesterday, and I am positive it was your voice saying: "Oh yes, Osama, push the big boy in me all the way! Spread my cheeks and make me weep, you wild Arab!"

 

[REDWAVE]

LMCAO

Yeah, ole Osama's hung like a horse.

 

[teddybear4play]

Does he wear a turban on the head of his penis?

TB4p

 

[Spinaroonie]

Which one?

 

[Weevil]

I'm not sure but the new guy on my darts team has this really long beard and keeps shouting "Kill the infidels" whenever he hits the triple 20.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'm not sure but the new guy on my darts team has this really long beard and keeps shouting "Kill the infidels" whenever he hits the triple 20.

Get his autograph

 

[p_p_man]

Speaking with the Pakistan Chapter of my...

international network of informants they tell me he's in Pakistan...



ppman