Where's my Oracle?!?

[Cleopatra]

I have questions, dammit, and I threw out my 8-ball!

 

[Guest]

I have questions, dammit, and I threw out my 8-ball!

 

[plasticman33]

I'll let you use my crystal ball, if you're nice to me!

 

[just pet]

Shall I throw some cards for ya?

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: Where's my Oracle?!?

Yeah, no smiling you. You've deserted your post, and I'm left with unsettled feelings and no answers.

I may have to go with plasticman and his crystal ball if you don't get back on the....stool.

 

[Cleopatra]

Shall I throw some cards for ya?

Does that hurt?

 

[just pet]

Does that hurt?

Only if you don't cross my palm with silver

 

[Cleopatra]

Only if you don't cross my palm with silver

I won't risk it. See gp for your payment. She owes me for neglecting her duties.

Now. When am I going to start to feel better about the state of the world?

 

[pointless]

i'm a reverend. does that count as an oracle?

 

[just pet]

I won't risk it. See gp for your payment. She owes me for neglecting her duties.

Now. When am I going to start to feel better about the state of the world?

My cards don't see that far into the future

Although I see the possibilty of drug induced apathy that looks promising...

 

[Cleopatra]

i'm a reverend. does that count as an oracle?

Only if you're originally from Delphi.

 

[pointless]

how about indiana? is that close enough?







by the way, i forgive everyone here of their sins.



can i be an oracle now?

 

[Lancecastor]

I have questions, dammit, and I threw out my 8-ball!

It's here.

 

[plasticman33]

Delphi, Indiana?? Could be I guess!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Well, I have a couple of balls but they aren't crystal. They do hurt from time to time. The only thing is I'm kind of attached to them. It's like a package deal.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Where's my Oracle?!?

Yeah, no smiling you. You've deserted your post, and I'm left with unsettled feelings and no answers.

I may have to go with plasticman and his crystal ball if you don't get back on the....stool.

Let's face it, I never was very good.

You're better off sorting out your own problems than relying on some bent bint pretending to know shit.

 

[Cleopatra]

how about indiana? is that close enough?

by the way, i forgive everyone here of their sins.

can i be an oracle now?

I don't think so..... and an Oracle is more about giving answers than sins, but hey - be all you can...well..do your own thing.

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: Where's my Oracle?!?

It's here.

Thanks Lance. Not quite what I meant, but thanks for the google time.

 

[pointless]

hmmph.


yeah, well i forgive everyone but you then. buttface.

 

[Cleopatra]

Well, I have a couple of balls but they aren't crystal. They do hurt from time to time. The only thing is I'm kind of attached to them. It's like a package deal.

I completely understand. Somehow I don't see me gazing into them any time soon either.

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Where's my Oracle?!?

Let's face it, I never was very good.

You're better off sorting out your own problems than relying on some bent bint pretending to know shit.

*gasp*

You mean.....

NO....

*faints*

 

[Cleopatra]

hmmph.


yeah, well i forgive everyone but you then. buttface.

*sigh*

I guess I just don't deserve it, then.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Where's my Oracle?!?

*gasp*

You mean.....

NO....

*faints*

*Loosening Cleo's clothing - glancing around to see if anyone's noticed*

 

[Cleopatra]

*hoping to die a quick death now that her faith in the Oracle has been shattered. Just leave me, gp, really...*

*grin*

 

[Guest]

*hoping to die a quick death now that her faith in the Oracle has been shattered. Just leave me, gp, really...*

*grin*

No, I'm loosening your clothing.......*Fumble - fumble* Hoping no one happens along or Cleo comes round before the last button.