Where's Fata Morgana's Birthday Thread?

[Mr Noone]

Have a wonderful, cunt-free day, you GB Hall of Famer. Many happy returns, including some nice Stilton.

 

[Tathagata]

Happy Birthday you wonderfully sarcastic,scatologically fluent,little piece of heaven.
May I be one of the first to offer you oral gratification on the anniversary of your birth.

 

[Fata Morgana]

"Well it's right here!" they cried in wonder.

Aww cheers me ole mucker. I'm fucking snowed in so I'm gonna get off me tits on Baileys and watch the Godfather films.

 

[MonaLittle]

Happy Birthday, Fata!! Wishing you a year full of happiness and good health!! Enjoy your day, lovely.

 

[Saint Peter]

Happy BDay!

We all chipped in and got you a pony named Chunks.

 

[rimmy]

Please excuse any spelling mistakes in this post, it's hard to see through the tears in my eyes.

Happy birthday to Lit's bestest cvnt.

You are the funniest chick here and if Mike Yates had half a brain he would have put you on the list of top 5 most beautiful women in the world.

Have the happiest of days, Fata. At your age you probably won't get too many more good ones.

 

[Tathagata]

Happy Birthday, Fata!! Wishing you a year full of happiness and good health!! Enjoy your day, lovely.

Nice to see you

 

[Mr Noone]

"Well it's right here!" they cried in wonder.

Aww cheers me ole mucker. I'm fucking snowed in so I'm gonna get off me tits on Baileys and watch the Godfather films.

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Will you be making snow angles in the front garden?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Happy Birthday you wonderfully sarcastic,scatologically fluent,little piece of heaven.
May I be one of the first to offer you oral gratification on the anniversary of your birth.

Mother may I!

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[Fata Morgana]

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Will you be making snow angles in the front garden?

You know me. Angles in the front, angels in the back.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Happy Birthday, Fata!! Wishing you a year full of happiness and good health!! Enjoy your day, lovely.

Thanks Mona.

 

[MonaLittle]

Nice to see you

Aww, TY Tath!! It's Ms Fata's big day. Who can stay away.

 

[Tathagata]

Aww, TY Tath!! It's Ms Fata's big day. Who can stay away.

Free Booze!.. I mean..Yes Fata's birthday

 

[Fata Morgana]

Happy BDay!

We all chipped in and got you a pony named Chunks.

I'm gonna blow Chunks so hard I get a birthday aneurysm.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

Free Booze!.. I mean..Yes Fata's birthday

You should all come to mine now. We can have an Irish style orgy. We'll feast on Baileys, Jamesons, white puddings and old grudges.

 

[lovetoread]

Happy Birthday, you cuntiest of cunts!!

 

[Mr Noone]

You know me. Angles in the front, angels in the back.

Ha! I wish I could blame the autocorrect. I'm still on my first cuppa.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Please excuse any spelling mistakes in this post, it's hard to see through the tears in my eyes.

Happy birthday to Lit's bestest cvnt.

You are the funniest chick here and if Mike Yates had half a brain he would have put you on the list of top 5 most beautiful women in the world.

Have the happiest of days, Fata. At your age you probably won't get too many more good ones.

Oh Rimmy. You've made an old woman very happy. Along with that cheddar popcorn I'm gonna send you my anal cherry because you're just that fucking special to me.

 

[Tathagata]

You should all come to mine now. We can have an Irish style orgy. We'll feast on Baileys, Jamesons, white puddings and old grudges.

And all we'll remember are the grudges.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Happy Birthday, Fata!!

I'll refrain from posting pet tarantula pics in your honor today. (I have a really good one, though...).

Thanks luv. Yeah keep that fucker on ice for another day.

 

[rimmy]

You know me. Angles in the front, angels in the back.

Laurel. I'd like to request a name change to Angels.

 

[Que]

'tis right here --------------------> http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1130483

In case I don't get over there, I will leave "Happy Birthday" here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And all we'll remember are the grudges.

Oh god we will indeed.

My mother is so hyped up. Her satellite dish was clogged with snow so I had to re-tune her telly. Now it's picking up Irish tv for some reason. There's a Foster & Allen show on later and she's one very excited old woman. I fucking hate Foster & Allen (not as much as Daniel O'Donnell...that whey faced cunt). Later in the week there's a doc on about the history of Danny Boy and I will probably have to give her a mild sedative for that. She gets all maudlin and starts crooning whilst cuddling her white puddings.

Okay that last bit was me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Happy Birthday, you cuntiest of cunts!!

Thanks petal.