Where's Bruiser?

[BeautyBabe]

My god, he's everywhere!

He's got his own TV show! I kid you not.

Monday night, 1120pm, BBC2 (UK) (listings must be online somewhere!)

Fuckin' Bruiser!

 

[Sammyjo]

Now there's a thought to ponder. Although, Bruiser should have known that we all secretly love him and that we didn't say those things to hurt him.

Someone back me up here!!!

 

[Sammyjo]

I sort of miss the old guy myself...Bruiser, where are you? It's no fun picking on you if you aren't here to laugh along with us.

 

[Guest]

Maybe you assholes shouldn't have picked on Bruiser in the first place.

 

[Laurel]

Fake Name = Bruiser?

 

[Laurel]

I love Bruiser.

I would love Fake Name, too, if he'd let me.

 

[Gary1]

Laurel,
If you don't tell manu ... I'm into group hugs ... to hell with ... hmmmmm... hmmmm... oh shit ... what's his name .... ah ... I could use a love .............. damn .... where was I ........

 

[Laurel]

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Bruiser--

If you are still lurking around here, know that we love and miss you!!

 

[Laurel]

People like Fake Name and Bruiser need love, guys. By responding with anger, we're only perpetuating the cycle. Sure, they'll probably lash out at first, but eventually they'll hug us back, crying, just like in those insipid afterschool specials I was forced to watch in high school Health Ed. So let's all give 'em a biiiiiggg hugggggg....

** hugs **

Whew... I know I feel better....

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

Laurel's right.... XOXO's to everyone, esp. Bruiser and all our Fake Name buddies. We miss you, you Aussie sheep lover!

 

[Lasher]

One of my first thoughts was that Fake Name=Bruiser. But Fake Name sounds American to me. Oh, well....

If Deborah's still lurking out there, maybe we can get her to make up some Fake Name Fan Club shirts to go with the Bruiser T's.

See, Fake Name...Stick around long enough and we just accept you as you are. Fake Name Fan Club.

 

[Bruiser]

I'm not Fake Name. and please don't say you love me you don't even know me ( that's a song isn't it?). God this message board is getting boring we need some idiots to get us all fired up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

2+2=5 and the moon landing was a hoax. Woo-hoo!

How's that?

 

[Lasher]

The moon landing was a hoax!!

A friend told me that a friend of his works for NASA and that the movie "Wag the Dog" was really about the moon landing, and how Nixon had Kennedy killed so he wouldn't tell Woodward and Bernstein about deep throating.

I shit you not.

 

[Slut_boy]

LOL...that brilliant Lasher. You have, by the way, just become my 'king of the movies'.

 

[Laurel]

Fake Name's comments at times sound suspiciously like someone I know in my "other" life... But that could be my paranoia...

 

[Guest]

What?