Where's a safety pin when you need one?

[Ms_Lilith]

I mean, come on folks! I have a whole bunch at my place, not a ONE at honey's...

*gripe gripe gripe*

Just when I really need one.

 

[Killswitch]

Are you that pathetically bored, and assuming we all are, that you have to start a thread saying you cant find a saftey f'ing pin?


Dont poke yourself with the pin....you might explode like a baloon.

 

[perks]

if this were the eighties, I would have said my ear... but yeah, I don't have one either.

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmmm whatcha need a pin for????

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Are you that pathetically bored, and assuming we all are, that you have to start a thread saying you cant find a saftey f'ing pin?


Dont poke yourself with the pin....you might explode like a baloon.

was actually going to weave a bracelet, and the anchor for it is a safety pin.

DIdn't have it, can't weave the bracelet, thought I'd come to Lit.

Are you really so bored that you have to spend your time looking stupid and making fun of me?

Or am I a priority?

 

[seXieleXie]

want to play literati?

 

[april-wine]

I see the viagra hasn't kicked in yet Killswitch....

 

[J.B.]

*hands vixen a safety pin*
I always keep them in a box right next to my bobby pin box and my curl pin box

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*hands vixen a safety pin*
I always keep them in a box right next to my bobby pin box and my curl pin box

Thank you!

And lexie, not tonight, but thank you for the invite... I'm enjoying surfing here at the moment.

 

[Killswitch]

At least start a humourus thread about not being able to find your feet when you are standing up.

Now that would be a funny, meaningfull thread.



Sorry.....good luck finding your saftey pin....sheesh.

 

[seXieleXie]

*cries*

 

[Ms_Lilith]

actually, I can see my feet.. but just barely sometimes.. my 44DD's get in the way.

 

[Killswitch]

I see the viagra hasn't kicked in yet Killswitch....

I see the cheese puffs "have" kicked in April.

 

[Pyper]

Oh the irony. I just bought a hundred safety pins, but I'm too late to give you one! (Really, I did.)

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmmmm someone is bitter, wife dump you for a blow up doll.....

 

[freakygirl]

Killswitch..

Isn't it your bed time? And it's spelled balloon

 

[J.B.]

Or am I a priority?

you know the gorgeous are always bothered by those jelous of them.

 

[sunstruck]

KS, I remember your bike av. People with beer guts should not cast stones at other's shoes.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I see the cheese puffs "have" kicked in April.

and you can tell that just from her mouth.

Jesus, talk about shooting from the hip... and that's a pretty small little gun, pardner.

 

[Killswitch]

I dont have a beer gut sunny.....I dont have six pack abs, but I dont have a gut eeeder.

 

[april-wine]

Ohhhhhh wounded......bested by Killswitch how will ever recover?........

It must be tough spending on all that dough on a prescription to get that pencil dick up......

 

[Guest]

I have some right here at my desk as well as needles pins thread my sewing machine is over in the corner

 

[Killswitch]

Beer Gut?

 

[sunstruck]

I dont have a beer gut sunny.....I dont have six pack abs, but I dont have a gut eeeder.

Uh, ok then. You have a pot belly. Maybe it wasn't caused by beer, but it sags. Oh yes, it sags.

 

[april-wine]

Beer gut and a double chin....Nice cover up with the beard though.....