Wherefore art thou Clitfucker?

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

Stop taunting the man err boy uhh it.

You know what I mean.

 

[Clitfucker]

Come back to me baby! I miss you.


Lavy

Awwww you miss me huh? Don't worry cuz I am right here baby. I had to go to court to pay a speeding ticket at 5:30 and I have to leave at 9:30 to go pick my mom up from work.

 

[alexandraaah]

lav has all the luck.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

ummm... Lav,

wherefore means "why".

Which makes me wonder: wherefore art he Clitfucker?

 

[lavender]

 

[AzureAngel]

*Gets in line for Clitfucker action.*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Wherefore dost thou have to be so literal?

Is that better?

Yes'm.

Now let's work on "blanketly".

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Man, she calls him and he appears.

I wonder if this works for all

Wherefore art thou, big tasty sandwhich?

 

[Problem Child]

goddamn there's some stupid bastards on this G to the Biz-eee.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You're just too fucking hard to please.

And all this time I imagined you didn't believe a guy could ever be "too fucking hard".

 

[Weevil]

goddamn there's some stupid bastards on this G to the Biz-eee.

Damn diggity.

 

[Guest]

Man, she calls him and he appears.

I wonder if this works for all

Wherefore art thou, big tasty sandwhich?

Hey, weev, this is your big tasty sandwich. I'm right here, baby. Eat me.

 

[Weevil]

Hey, weev, this is your big tasty sandwich. I'm right here, baby. Eat me.

What are you wearing?

 

[Guest]

What are you wearing?

I'm wearing some lettuce, tomato, and I'm in between two slices of rye. Underneath that is just the meat.

I know I'm making you hungry. I can see you salivating.

 

[Weevil]

I'm wearing some lettuce, tomato, and I'm in between two slices of rye. Underneath that is just the meat.

I know I'm making you hungry. I can see you salivating.

I would, but I don't eat meat. Which not only plays out this sandwhich game but also ties into the clever double entendre we;ve stumbled into. It's a two pronged reply if you will.

 

[Guest]

I would, but I don't eat meat. Which not only plays out this sandwhich game but also ties into the clever double entendre we;ve stumbled into. It's a two pronged reply if you will.

Does that mean I can stop posting under this ridiculous name? (And I meant meat in to be like a female body, but yeah, it just sounds like dick. Ah well.)

 

[Weevil]

Does that mean I can stop posting under this ridiculous name? (And I meant meat in to be like a female body, but yeah, it just sounds like dick. Ah well.)

Go nuts.


See again, that two pronged reply. I should write for Friends.

 

[MechaBlade]

you wish.

a sandwich with nuts? That's just plain... um, insane.

 

[Laurel]

Weevil wins today's prize. You can all go home now.

 

[Clitfucker]

Hey.

Hey guys I thought that this thread was all about me?

 

[Guest]

Weevil wins today's prize. You can all go home now.

Darn, I just got here.....

*moping*

Da Moon