Where'd it go?

[AsylumSeeker]

Geez, Jomar, How Could You?

With all of today's technology and you just *lost* it?

You should've tagged it and bagged it,
or taped it to the wall.

Fragged it, or shagged it,
or given it a call.

But now it's just too late, so very late as you can see!
So now you may as well give up, Jomar, just let it be!

<A rare creative moment - must be I'm working nights again>

 

[Samandiriel]

I killed it, i touch everthing and kill it. Sorry.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

With all of today's technology and you just *lost* it?

You should've tagged it and bagged it,
or taped it to the wall.

Fragged it, or shagged it,
or given it a call.

But now it's just too late, so very late as you can see!
So now you may as well give up, Jomar, just let it be!

<A rare creative moment - must be I'm working nights again>

This is poetry. Crude and unrefined, but the lines rhyme. Haven't posted in that cat yet. Maybe this is my breakthrough hit! Think I'm kidding? May get rejected, but what the hey.

LOL

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Wondering...

I killed it, i touch everthing and kill it. Sorry.

Is the quote from Green Mile? Or does it just coincidentally resemble? I was just curious.

 

[Samandiriel]

Is the quote from Green Mile? Or does it just coincidentally resemble? I was just curious.

No. I just ruin everything beautiful.

 

[jomar]

With all of today's technology and you just *lost* it?

You should've tagged it and bagged it,
or taped it to the wall.

Fragged it, or shagged it,
or given it a call.

But now it's just too late, so very late as you can see!
So now you may as well give up, Jomar, just let it be!

<A rare creative moment - must be I'm working nights again>

Dr. Suess? But...I thought...

 

[jomar]

I killed it, i touch everthing and kill it. Sorry.

You can ltouch it, but I don't believe the rest.

 

[bluebell]

There's no flashing here. You should know that by now.

This from you?!
Take it back. Take it back now.

 

[MagicaPractica]

You know. Flashing?

I can see my overwhelming powers of explanation have prevailed again.
*cough cough*

Ah, without the verbosity I was a little confused. (Suspected someone had taken over your keyboard. )

No. I just ruin everything beautiful.

Stop it. Stop it right now!

 

[bluebell]

Ah, without the verbosity I was a little confused. (Suspected someone had taken over your keyboard. )

*mouth opens and closes, little fishy bubble-mouth, in shock*
I type toooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhh! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stop it. Stop it right now!

Indeed, Sam. Listen to the woman. She's banishing all negative thoughts. Grab your rainbow-colored undies 'cuz we're on the Good Ship Lollipop!

Ahem...
Ladies and Gentlegoobers, I regret to inform you that the pink-tinged image of Shirley Temple which used to be displayed here has been taken away (under duress) at the behest of Miss MagicaPractica. If you like, you may now kiss her for sparing your lives.
Unfortunately, the Shirley Temple-less void leaves your eyeballs bereft and my Good Ship Lollipop joke stranded out on a lonely island of Pez dispensers that just aren't funny anymore.

So now you get to look at a really fat bunny:

http://www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/bunny_8336.jpg

And if that doesn't scare the happiness into you, I've got Valium and a picture of really gigantic doll legs.

 

[MagicaPractica]

*mouth opens and closes, little fishy bubble-mouth, in shock*
I type toooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhh! WAHHHHHHHHHHH! .

That would not be possible.

Indeed, Sam. Listen to the woman. She's banishing all negative thoughts. Grab your rainbow-colored undies 'cuz we're on the Good Ship Lollipop!

Pink? PINK?!!! Are you trying to get us ALL killed?!!!!

 

[bluebell]

Pink? PINK?!!! Are you trying to get us ALL killed?!!!!

At this point I'm more worried for poor little Shirley, there.





Fine, fine. I'll change it. But only because I'm a giver and I don't want to see anyone die.

 

[MagicaPractica]

At this point I'm more worried for poor little Shirley, there.





Fine, fine. I'll change it. But only because I'm a giver and I don't want to see anyone die.

PHEW! *sags in relief*

 

[bluebell]

PHEW! *sags in relief*

Celebratory rutabaga Jello? *offers*

 

[MagicaPractica]

Celebratory rutabaga Jello? *offers*

I thought we were making pudding with that rutabaga?

 

[bluebell]

I thought we were making pudding with that rutabaga?

Oh yeah...
I got confused. I mean, the myriad ways one can use rutabaga are just epic and mind-boggling.

 

[TE999]

So now you get to look at a really fat bunny:

http://www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/bunny_8336.jpg

And if that doesn't scare the happiness into you, I've got Valium and a picture of really gigantic doll legs.[/QUOTE]

Sweet Aunt Jemima--what the dickens is that?

Looks like a rabbit being devoured by a predatory powder puff--or a hairy blanc' mange.

 

[bluebell]

Sweet Aunt Jemima--what the dickens is that?

It's actually a self-portrait. I'm crushed that you couldn't tell.

 

[MagicaPractica]

It's actually a self-portrait. I'm crushed that you couldn't tell.

*snickersnortchortle* We can see you have brown hair in your AV! *grumbletryingtosellceleryrutabagasagaingrumble*

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

So now you get to look at a really fat bunny:

http://www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/bunny_8336.jpg

I think that bunny has had plenty of cheezeburgers.

 

[jomar]

Never mind, I found it.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

I've been is suspense for nearly five years and you just now found it? Apparently your Good Housekeeping subscription had expired a long time ago.

Did you really loose it or did you hide it and forgot where?

There's a bunch of Litsters wanting to know.

Mike

 

[TxRad]

A Muse is a terrible thing to lose.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We are not amused, but are, in fact, bemused.

 

[TxRad]

We are not amused, but are, in fact, bemused.

I'm just happy to see the faces of some old friends. Even if they are just ghosts from the past.