Where would you like to be right now.....

Love blueberries and blackberries. ❤️
But then it is a done deal, you need to come here!! 😍🌲

Blackberries are everywhere, blueberries likewise! You can eat yourself silly in them.. I am talking from experience 😂🤩😍

I have a thing for fresh berries and mushrooms, those you find in the forest and take home to enjoy ❤️
 
He’s still at it. I feel like he’s had the best sleep of his entire life and I can’t wait to fucking tell him when he eventually wakes up. Now the one next to him as started, also. 😭

Cunts.
Forget the pillows, let’s sit on their faces and suffocate them. We could ride their faces while shouting “cunt, cunt, cunt”

We would probably receive medals
 
Imma have to leave that to you, I can barely move my poor old tum right now.
Fucking hell. I have to do everything round here!

When you called me “Mum” last night, I didn’t think you actual wanted me to mother you! And I am not wiping your arse until you have cleared some of that forest that is sprouting over it 😤
 
One of those big group trivia competition nights at a restaurant sounds kinda fun right now...
 
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