Where won't you put your mouth????

[Sparky Kronkite]

I feel I have a logical take on germs - where they are, where they aren't - and most importantly, what removes them, what cleanses them.

I will gladly - if invited - lick my partners anus. Knowing of course that it is a cleaned little brown ring of tabooed pleasure. No problem - I like to turn her on that way.

But let's take this thing a bit further - people are phobe's you know.

I will take a spatula, from the kitchen sink and scoop up some dog crap with it - clean it, run it through the dish washer and replace it in the drawer and thing nothing of it the next time I flip my pancake's.

In other words - I'm no Seinfeld - he you may remember, throws away any belt of his that might touch a urinal. Stupid I say - it washes away.

What's your all's take on this?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Sparky I am like you in the aspect of germs, cleaning and using stuff

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Uhm..... I say...

 

[Silverlily]

Jesus, Sparky, it's like having a little brother who is older than me (lots older than me, heehee).

First off, I would never use kitchen utensils for cleaning up crap of any kind, that's what the pooper-scooper is for.

I've let my husband use my mixing bowls to soak car parts in acetone and other solvents. You're right, it washes off.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Sheesh.... hot water and soap... fixes everything... when I was still on my own... If I had no dishes.. I would take the closes clean one pile the food on it and way I would go... Yes I know thats sick and yucky...

 

[Ambrosious]

No germ phobias here. My dogs eat off of my plates. I'm more worried they will catch something from me!

 

[Adoratrice]

I will take a spatula, from the kitchen sink and scoop up some dog crap with it - clean it, run it through the dish washer and replace it in the drawer and thing nothing of it the next time I flip my pancake's.

What's your all's take on this?

Sparky....I luv ya but if I caught you (or anyone else) scooping up dog crap with my kitchen tools I would have to kill you on the spot! if my children are feeling ill & take a bowl to bed with them "just in case" they feel the need to hurl....I can't use it again....even if they just spit in it.....goes to the garbage. If something gets mold on it in the fridge...bowl & all...garbage. Drop a lipstick (or anything for that matter) in the toilet....garbage....or flush it if possible so I don't have to get it out.

I am by no means a germ freak but I do have a VERY vivid imagination and things just stick in my head.....I can't eat foods that remind me of something gross,if a fly lands on my food ...forget it.

I got sick once when a dog licked me on the mouth....I love dogs, but it just made me ill.

I can't even fathom the thought of lickingsomeones ummmmm dirty spot ..........now touching I can handle....as long as I can wash my hands REALLY good afterwards.

 

[forgetunome]

Sparky...

Originally posted by Sparky Kronkite
I will take a spatula, from the kitchen sink and scoop up some dog crap with it - clean it, run it through the dish washer and replace it in the drawer and thing nothing of it the next time I flip my pancake's.

OMG That comment just made shivers run up and down and all over my body....and no it wasn't from excitement! *GAGGLE* I'm sorry I can't stop shivering! Definitely, spatula must be thrown away! I have a hard time when things are dropped on the floor! If food falls on the floor it is definitely going in the disposal!

 

[MADDOG]

I am not a clean freak. I pick my nose and wipe it on mirrors. But if some fucker used a cooking utensil to clean up dog shit then put it back in the draw and I found out... well that fucker dies! When it comes to food, clean is good.

MADDOG

 

[Cheyenne]

Amazingly enough, Magic Lotion sticks to a dish fairly hard. It takes a few cycles of the dishwasher to clean a dish if you haven't wiped every last bit of the lotion out before it is dried.

And my tongue won't go near your anus. Cleaned or not. ewwww

 

[MADDOG]

Amazingly enough, Magic Lotion sticks to a dish fairly hard. It takes a few cycles of the dishwasher to clean a dish if you haven't wiped every last bit of the lotion out before it is dried.

I had no idea dishes grew hair!

 

[Mustang Sally]

Once my little cousin vomited into a yellow plastic cup at our house. I didn't see him do it, but I later saw the puke-filled cup just left sitting there. I almost threw up and most certainly didn't clean it myself. It did eventually make its way back into the cupboard, but now, years later, I still think of vomit every time I see the cup and feel queasy. Needless to say, I don't ever use it.

Other than that, these things don't bother me. LOL

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'm with the majority here, babe

I mean, I'm pretty far removed from being Mrs. Clean, but I DO wash my hands before every meal, after every trip to the bathroom, pay special attention to my own grooming habits and do NOT easily dismiss pet love licks or kid spit.

 

[CW]

But if some fucker used a cooking utensil to clean up dog shit then put it back in the draw and I found out... well that fucker dies! When it comes to food, clean is good.

MADDOG

AMEN Brother!

And I'm not doing the anus licky,,, clean or otherwise

NO can do!!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Because I work in a medical field..I use bleach to wash my hands...I always have this fear that I will catch something if I don't So there fore I am santized.....

 

[Guest]

animals.... I have a problem with animals..

 

[Thumper]

Just for the record..

I am with Adoratrice and Cheyenne on the body part...

*makes note to bring a happy meal when invited to Sparky's place for dinner*