Where the hell is scylis?

[alexandraaah]

?

 

[70/30]

He continues to live...in each of our hearts. If scylis can't avoid the wrath of time then no one can.

 

[Problem Child]

?

On a CIA sponsored deep-cover mission to assassinate an enemy of the United States.

duh.

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh shit, that's right.

My bad.

 

[Guest]

ambushed by a Troll.

 

[Sillyman]

He's over with me making sweet homo geek love to me. Oh yeah. That's it. Mmm.

 

[alexandraaah]

ambushed by a Troll.

What?

 

[Guest]

What?

A Troll got him?

the brain ain't firing on all cylinders, sorry.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I imagine Cthulhu got pissed off at him for making fun, so he (Cthulhu) woke up long enough to eat him (Scylis), then went back to sleep.

 

[scylis]

Re: Re: Where the hell is scylis?

On a CIA sponsored deep-cover mission to assassinate an enemy of the United States.

duh.

yes, but i'm back now.

oh, and i hate the midwest.

*achoo!*

fucking allergies.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Re: Where the hell is scylis?

yes, but i'm back now.

oh, and i hate the midwest.

*achoo!*

fucking allergies.

You could've called ya know.

Like, a gazillion lit. people have been in and out of here and there's more coming tomorrow.

Slacka.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I thought of you today...I saw a van drive by my bar ... on the side of the van read "The Cheese Man"

 

[70/30]

How does he appear right on cue? I'm amazed.

 

[scylis]

b/c i'm really alexandraaah, too, so i just announce myself by seeing if people really miss me.

get with the program!

 

[alexandraaah]

b/c i'm really alexandraaah, too, so i just announce myself by seeing if people really miss me.

get with the program!

Dude, nice rack.

 

[scylis]

Dude, nice rack.

damn, bitch! your cock makes skyscraper archetects jealous!

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh yeah.

Have you magicked your pussy lately?

 

[scylis]

Oh yeah.

Have you magicked your pussy lately?

i dunno. would you please check for me?

 

[alexandraaah]

i dunno. would you please check for me?

I thought you'd never ask, dollface.

C'mere and shimmy out of those panties.

 

[scylis]

i wear underwear?

 

[alexandraaah]

i wear underwear?

Holycrap, the Magic really worked.

 

[scylis]

 

[Always]

?

I kidnapped him and had him installed in my pants.



*looks around* Aw damnit... he escaped again!