Where the Fuck is Contest #3?

[kotori]

And "Contributing Editor" Marxist?

Todd's working on putting together another one (q.v.), and I still haven't seen my deathless prose posted from No. 3?

I want my contest!

 

[Mellon Collie]

Eep! Such foul language!

You can send me your story and I'll tell you how good it is, it may have the same effect.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

And "Contributing Editor" Marxist?

Todd's working on putting together another one (q.v.), and I still haven't seen my deathless prose posted from No. 3?

I want my contest!

alas no one seems to care, because i am not one of the "cool" people

 

[perks]

hiya kotori,
mornin' smoooooooch.

I wish they'd show your damn story too.

as for you, Todd, it's not that you're not popular. It's that your contest isn't a challenge. It has no character. Now if you had said, write 700-900 words, must be two people of a religious bent, must include a sex scene, and use the words: Holy Ghost, Speaking in tongues, lust, Hallelujah, Sacrament, Fuck, altar, holy water, lamb and whore of babylon, you might have gotton a few bites.

Give me substance, sugah. Challenge me. 700-900 words on anything for your amusement is not purposeful enough for me to take time out of my busy schedule.

 

[seXieleXie]

hey, sometimes real life has to take presidence over lit. give the man a break.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

hiya kotori,
mornin' smoooooooch.

I wish they'd show your damn story too.

as for you, Todd, it's not that you're not popular. It's that your contest isn't a challenge. It has no character. Now if you had said, write 700-900 words, must be two people of a religious bent, must include a sex scene, and use the words: Holy Ghost, Speaking in tongues, lust, Hallelujah, Sacrament, Fuck, altar, holy water, lamb and whore of babylon, you might have gotton a few bites.

Give me substance, sugah. Challenge me. 700-900 words on anything for your amusement is not purposeful enough for me to take time out of my busy schedule.

i did your suggestion

Ruby told me it was too demanding, to many guidelines

I am not doing it for my amusement

I was doing it to try and put all the nergy that is being put into writing hateful mean flames into something good and useful

 

[perks]

then I don't know what to tell you, sugah. Sorry no one has entered your contest.

 

[kotori]

Real life?

hey, sometimes real life has to take presidence over lit. give the man a break.

Let me check my dictionary.

Originally posted by Mellon Collie
You can send me your story . . .

Then you wouldn't be eligible to vote.

 

[seXieleXie]

sorry, precedence.... s, c, what's the difference? jeez, i think it's established that i can't spell. doesn't that joke ever get old?

 

[kotori]

Ha!

I didn't even notice your spelling. I meant looking up the definition of "real life."

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Real life?

Then you wouldn't be eligible to vote.

Um, I can't vote if there is seemingly no contest anyway.

 

[kotori]

okay, you asked for it

You can send me your story and I'll tell you how good it is, it may have the same effect.

I want to know the effect in the greatest detail.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: okay, you asked for it

I want to know the effect in the greatest detail.

I want to cause the effect, and have it wash over my senses in esquisite pleasure

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Re: okay, you asked for it

I want to cause the effect, and have it wash over my senses in esquisite pleasure

Cheffie!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: Re: okay, you asked for it

Cheffie!!

You dont believe me???