Where is the Poetry Toplist?

[WickedEve]

Someone just brought to my attention that the poetry toplist is missing. Has anyone heard anything about that? I don't know how long it's been gone. I rarely look at it.

This what we currently have:

Toplists

Most Read:
Stories - The most read stories on Literotica.
Poems - The most read poems on Literotica.

Reader Voting:
Stories - voting results for every story on the site.
- voting results for erotic poems.


It still has "voting results for erotic poems" but no link. Maybe it's getting a major update or something.

 

[Toast.]

It still has "voting results for erotic poems" but no link. Maybe it's getting a major update or something.

Or something

It is in hiding. Maybe the trolls will try to follow the lost link and get lost?

 

[Reltne]

Programing Glitch

It is most probably just a coding error or computer glitch. Just like "New Poems - Poems added in the last few days. (Object)" instead of a number in the parentheses on the Index page.

At least they finally fixed the "View Submittions".

 

[Liar]

Sorry. I'll put it back once I rigged it properly.

 

[WickedEve]

Sorry. I'll put it back once I rigged it properly.

That's a sneaky looking cat av. I bet the cat had something to do with it.
Personally, I think this is a grand mystery and even grander conspiracy. I believe Laurel and Manu are white poem traders and that our poetry is being sold on the poetry market. Right now a guy in Ghana is reading one of our poems at an open mike night!

 

[flyguy69]

That's a sneaky looking cat av. I bet the cat had something to do with it.
Personally, I think this is a grand mystery and even grander conspiracy. I believe Laurel and Manu are white poem traders and that our poetry is being sold on the poetry market. Right now a guy in Ghana is reading one of our poems at an open mike night!

I can hear the audience now:

"Boo!"

"Too vague!"

"Get off the stage, you pretentious weirdo!"

 

[WickedEve]

I can hear the audience now:

"Boo!"

"Too vague!"

"Get off the stage, you pretentious weirdo!"

Well, that would teach him, wouldn't it?!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I talked to Laurel about this two days ago and she was as surprised as we all were, so Reltne is right. It's a glitch that is being checked into.

The poetry top list is still there, though, if you type in the url: link.

 

[foehn]

in that regard...

... Right now a guy in Ghana is reading one of our poems at an open mike night!

My poems are like my car, which I never lock. If someone needs a car badly enough to steal mine, or if they ever need anything that is ever found inside my car, they are pitiful, desperate souls, and I am glad I could help.

[would be nice to get the links fixed, tho]

 

[WickedEve]

I talked to Laurel about this two days ago and she was as surprised as we all were, so Reltne is right. It's a glitch that is being checked into.

The poetry top list is still there, though, if you type in the url: link.

I found that link earlier by changing story to poetry in another link. But... thanks a lot lauren for ruining the conspiracy!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

There could still be a conspiracy. How do you know I'm not just trying to keep you all out of the loop?

 

[flyguy69]

I talked to Laurel about this two days ago and she was as surprised as we all were, so Reltne is right. It's a glitch that is being checked into.

The poetry top list is still there, though, if you type in the url: link.

Well the link may work but the tally is all screwed up. It has a poem of mine ahead of anything by WickedEve, LaurenHynde or annaswirls, and the only place "flyguy69" comes before "WickedEve" "LaurenHynde" and "annaswirls" is in the alphabet if you start at M and then count alternately forward and backward toward the ends skipping L till the conclusion.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[WickedEve]

There could still be a conspiracy. How do you know I'm not just trying to keep you all out of the loop?

There's a loop? I should be in the loop. I'm in the oval. I'm still in the oval, right?

 

[WickedEve]

Well the link may work but the tally is all screwed up. It has a poem of mine ahead of anything by WickedEve, LaurenHynde or annaswirls, and the only place "flyguy69" comes before "WickedEve" "LaurenHynde" and "annaswirls" is in the alphabet if you start at M and then count alternately forward and backward toward the ends skipping L till the conclusion.

You came before me--in poetry? Well, that sucks. Learn some poetic control, you premature poejaculator.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

There's a loop? I should be in the loop. I'm in the oval. I'm still in the oval, right?

Yes, but I suppose there could be a loop within the oval.

 

[flyguy69]

You came before me--in poetry? Well, that sucks. Learn some poetic control, you premature poejaculator.

Sucking, of course, isn't going to help my problem.

 

[WickedEve]

Yes, but I suppose there could be a loop within the oval.

Hmm... so, our poetry is going into the oval, into the loop, and down the blackhole in the middle of the loop that's in the oval? Then some guy in Ghana gets the poetry for open mike night? Conspiracy!

 

[WickedEve]

Sucking, of course, isn't going to help my problem.

Um, sucking is the solution to all of life's problems--or the cause.

 

[Liar]

Ok, there's definitely something wrong with that list. I seem to suddenly occupy half of it. And I haven't even tampered with it yet. Call the ghostbusters, something is very fishy here.

 

[Angeline]

Only comments matter.

I'm telling you all, it's a mantra, the path to freedom, lol.

 

[Liar]

Only comments matter.

Hush. I'm trying to gloat in a guise of modesty over here.

 

[WickedEve]

Only comments matter.

I'm telling you all, it's a mantra, the path to freedom, lol.

Forget the damn comments. Why is liar hogging the list?

 

[Angeline]

Hush. I'm trying to gloat in a guise of modesty over here.

pride goeth, baby...

 

[Angeline]

Forget the damn comments. Why is liar hogging the list?

i think it's lauren's doing. all part of her larger plot to take over the world. and i want to know how liar's involved.