Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[FlirtyWordy]

Another time, I was at a football game and my lady was stroking me underneath a blanket. Lol.

Oh, this reminds me: At my first concert as a teen, Fleetwood Mac outdoors. Coaxed a girl from school into jerking me off beneath a blanket!

 

[Tm420420]

When I lived in nyc I got a few bjs behind parked trucks on quiet side streets

 

[womaneater58]

I was standing with her on her knees alongside a road in a state park. It wasn't busy but risky.

 

[Desihunter96]

Forest, behind a generator powering flats, on a tree in front of a few houses, restroom in a popular restaurant. What it was like to be young eh

 

[shrek100]

Many moons ago -
On the top of the slide on Bognor Regis pier.

 

[RobbieOC]

I have a few stories but one comes to mind immediately.

Many years ago, I spent a bit of time in Mombasa, staying in a resort right on the Indian Ocean. The kind of place lots of Europeans would go to vacation. My room had a balcony overlooking the pool bar.

During the day there would be dozens of women sunbathing and swimming and at night they’d be dancing and drinking in the pool. I was there for a month and must have cum over a dozen times on that balcony watching the revelry below.

 

[Wonderer67]

Pretty sure I’ve told this story and maybe on this thread.

Riskiest place I’ve masturbated?

On a tank trail during tank qualifying gunnery while on guard duty.

I had just been thru 15 weeks of training when I reported to my unit. They were in the midst of tank gunnery qualifying. After daytime qualifying there was downtime to prep, maintan and work on your tanks befor big time qualifying. And the range guys would get the range together for night qualifying.

But they needed a guy to guard the tank trail as you worked your way thru the qualifying course and come back to the main bivouac area.

Obviously it was downtime. So I was just out there by myself. I hadn’t cum in several months so I was out there alone and in the middle of the woods at ft Hood. So I cranked one out.

I can’t imagine the embarrassment I would have faced if I’d been caught. I was the FNG (fuckin new guy) and woulda been completely ostracized.

Luckily, no one found out.

 

[johnwyne007]

In the car at rest areas with curtains on the windows and sunshade over the windshield. Good times.

 

[peruchica]

On the it's a small world ride at Disneyland

 

[Fufumberuk]

Many moons ago -
On the top of the slide on Bognor Regis pier.

Classy

 

[shrek100]

Classy

When your in your teens class doesn’t count

 

[Freebeener]

Store parking lots whole hiding nothing.

 

[BBCfan]

I think my riskiest stuff was actually intercourse. Used to have a partner that liked that a lot. Mile high, public bus, parks etc.
I think for BJ it would be a taxi ride.

 

[wrodgers89]

There’s a few. First that came to mind was an ex of mine gave me a handjob under a blanket at her parents’ house while multiple of her family members were in the room. She had a few brothers so I think if we got caught, I wouldn’t be physically able to type this.

 

[nassauguy_2001]

I have shared in another thread, but the short version is jerking off into the coffee mug of my receptionist in the office after everyone had left for the day. I never did get into her panties, despite trying several times!

 

[quietlylooking]

I knelt to the cock of a guy I was dating (and madly in love with) on a dock on a lake, close to a VERY crowded public venue.

 

[womaneater58]

Too many places to choose from but maybe a Home Depot parking lot.

 

[wankerholic42]

Pretty sure I’ve told this story and maybe on this thread.

Riskiest place I’ve masturbated?

On a tank trail during tank qualifying gunnery while on guard duty.

I had just been thru 15 weeks of training when I reported to my unit. They were in the midst of tank gunnery qualifying. After daytime qualifying there was downtime to prep, maintan and work on your tanks befor big time qualifying. And the range guys would get the range together for night qualifying.

But they needed a guy to guard the tank trail as you worked your way thru the qualifying course and come back to the main bivouac area.

Obviously it was downtime. So I was just out there by myself. I hadn’t cum in several months so I was out there alone and in the middle of the woods at ft Hood. So I cranked one out.

I can’t imagine the embarrassment I would have faced if I’d been caught. I was the FNG (fuckin new guy) and woulda been completely ostracized.

Luckily, no one found out.

OMG! After several months of celibacy you must have cum like a fireman’s hose!

 

[wankerholic42]

I'd have to share in PM

I’m a guy so perhaps you don’t want to PM me with your confessions - though I started this thread and am entitled to know! (lol)

 

[mcseminole]

Many to choose from,, In a public pool in daylight using the waterjet to get me off.

 

[wankerholic42]

Many to choose from,, In a public pool in daylight using the waterjet to get me off.

I once enjoyed a surreptitious mutual wank in a Jacuzzi with a guy. Fortunately, our cum got lost in the foam so none of the other inhabitants in the jacuzzi knew!

 

[wifes_fag]

Sucked a guy off at the lake bathroom. I was kinda advertising in short cutoffs and smooth legs. He turned around stroking his hard cock and looking straight at me. Anyone could have walked in on us. I had my shorts and panties down to my knees using them for kneepads. Didn't take long for him to give me a huge load.

 

[Curiousbwb3557]

There are many occasions I’ve indulged in such activity in risky circumstances. Two come to mind and both concern public transport.

First example: I once wanked a guy off on the back seat of the upper deck of a London Bus as we crawled up Regent Street during a busy lunchtime. When he came he shot all over the back of the seat in front. Needless to say this was in the pre-CCTV era!

The other occasion, also pre-CCTV, occurred when I was travelling home on a night bus. I lived close to the bus depot. Mine was the final stop. The young male conductor had collected my fare earlier and when not too far from my destination, he came upstairs again, probably to check if anyone was still on the upper deck. I was the only remaining passenger.

He came along the aisle to the rear seats where I was sitting and leaning against the back of the seat in front of me, asked if I’d been anywhere nice. I told him I’d been to a club. He asked which one and I told him Heaven which was a very popular gay venue at the time, but probably not known about by straight people. He obviously knew it as he asked: “Did you score?” then adjusted the front of his trousers. I replied “Not this time.” ”I’ve been there,” he said. “ Great place. Very hot.” He adjusted what appeared to be a slightly larger bulge.

”Boldly, I said “Do you want any help with that?” He replied ”Have to be quick as we’re getting close to the depot.” As he was saying that he unzipped and fished out his lovely fat cock, almost at full erection. I reached out and, spitting on my hand, grasped his cock and started wanking it. He leaned back, eyes closed and let out a sigh. “Go faster!” he moaned. I did, delving inside his fly with my other hand and gently pulling out a pair of ample balls. I cupped them in my hand as I jacked him off furiously. “Oh, fuck!” he gasped. I leaned forward and took his bell-end in my mouth as I finished him off down my throat.

Before I got off the bus we exchanged phone numbers and had many hot sessions in the safety of my flat afterwards.

Now it’s your turn, folks!

I once sucked three guys under a bridge, beside a creek in the Vermont mountains. I used my throat to suck those boys dry that day, as cars driving by could see us. Crave it to this day now. I want to be in the middle of like 4bbcs one day

 

[ms_4tune]

The riskiest blow job was at a high school soccer game. A guy I was dating was watching his son play and we were standing behind the fence behind the goal. There was an advertisement on the fence that block most everyone's view. For know real reason, I knelt and unzipped him and started to suck. He stood there impassively watching the game. When I finished I stood up and he said it was the most exiting blow job he ever had.

As far as handjobs, I would jerk guys on the bus riding home from school. We would sit near the back with me against the window. Boys would take turns sitting next to me and I stroked them. The other boys sat around me to block the view of others.

 

[johnsmith190812]

The riskiest blow job was at a high school soccer game. A guy I was dating was watching his son play and we were standing behind the fence behind the goal. There was an advertisement on the fence that block most everyone's view. For know real reason, I knelt and unzipped him and started to suck. He stood there impassively watching the game. When I finished I stood up and he said it was the most exiting blow job he ever had.

As far as handjobs, I would jerk guys on the bus riding home from school. We would sit near the back with me against the window. Boys would take turns sitting next to me and I stroked them. The other boys sat around me to block the view of others.

Wish I knew you damn