Where is my postcard bandit?

I miss him, too. I like his level headedness. It looks like his last post was June 7...

MIA, MIA!
 
My brother Scot posted on 8 June then he was in Amsterdam for the weekend with his son.

Since then he has been missing but he has been know to be out for a few days at a time.

I'm sure the old rogue will be back soon.
 
Thanks for the welcome. I've been travelling on the trip Riff couldn't make, because he doesn't shit gold.
My wife is none to happy with my hayloft life, so I have become a tramp and now Europe feels rather small. I think I'm Marrakesh bound in early July.
Whatever people tell you about Amsterdam, it is true. The do sell coffee in the coffee shops. There are an awful lot of young girls who spend their time looking out of windows at the canals and the passers-by, often barely dressed. The main thing about Holland is that it is flat - except for the dykes, of course, but every taste is catered for.
That trip was culture free since I was with my nearly 16year old son, as bluespoke noted, who is historially, religiously and artistically challenged due to an insatiable thirst for the low-life. It was my paternal duty to chapperone him.
I have missed Lit and my friends here - but cetrainly think of many of you - as the football results bcome in. Or maybe it was the sex-toy shops and condomania.com
 
Thank you ksmybuttons.:rose: that was very kind
and, of course, dear Lionness, what have you caught in my absence?
Is there a league table for Red Light districts? They pay taxes in the sex trade, so the punters are really paying for the Dutch education system. If you play for the Dutch national team you get a dutch cap, that keeps it out - if you play for England you get Seamen in your goal.

I still think Paris is better for us, Luscious.
 
Ahh, Amsterdam. Where by day you can watch men playing with big plastic chess pieces near the Hard Rock, and by night you can watch men playing with big plastic breast pieces in the Red Light District. If you don't get lost trying to find it that is!

(breathe deeply while in the sex shops. the smoke is nice.)
 
I got mine! I got mine!

thanks free!
there's nothing like getting a big dick in the mail to make me smile.:D
 
My memory of Amsterdam is fading rapidly. Lot's of smoke, loud music and...you know.

Hello freecorfr.
Thanks for starting the sign thread.
 
Luscious Lioness said:
Okay, perky gets a dick and I get the eiffel tower? Hmmm ..

LMAO, it's phallic enough and romantic
 
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