Where is Galactic Overlord Xenu imprisoned?

blobfish

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Hello! I'm new here. My name is blobfish. As we all know, Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, killed billions of his own people by trapping them (body and soul) in a solution of alcohol and glycol in an attempt to prolong his tenure as dictator. We all know that. The big mystery is where is he? Some speculate that he is held in the Roveenian megaprison on a small penal colony situated atop an asteroid orbiting Modicum 7, while others speculate that he is being retained within a force field in a dimension not of sight or sound, but of mind (most experts believe this to be the fifth dimension). Still others think he is imprisoned closer to home, possibly in the mountains of Montana (it's a beautiful state, Galactic Overlord or no Galactic Overlord). So what are your thoughts?
 
He's in my ectoplasmic containment unit. He and cthulu fight a lot. Fucking noisy bastards.
 
Hello! I'm new here. My name is blobfish. As we all know, Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, killed billions of his own people by trapping them (body and soul) in a solution of alcohol and glycol in an attempt to prolong his tenure as dictator. We all know that. The big mystery is where is he? Some speculate that he is held in the Roveenian megaprison on a small penal colony situated atop an asteroid orbiting Modicum 7, while others speculate that he is being retained within a force field in a dimension not of sight or sound, but of mind (most experts believe this to be the fifth dimension). Still others think he is imprisoned closer to home, possibly in the mountains of Montana (it's a beautiful state, Galactic Overlord or no Galactic Overlord). So what are your thoughts?

I doubt if even Mike Yates would give a fvck...
 
He's in my ectoplasmic containment unit. He and cthulu fight a lot. Fucking noisy bastards.

Cthulhu is a fictional character created by a science fiction author. I learned of Xenu by reading the work of the prophet Elron Hubbard.
 
Cthulhu is a fictional character created by a science fiction author. I learned of Xenu by reading the work of the prophet Elron Hubbard.

Yahweh is the fictional one as far as can tell. If I capture him I'll post though. Cthulu is quite real and if you don't stop insulting him I'll let him out.
 
Yahweh is the fictional one as far as can tell. If I capture him I'll post though. Cthulu is quite real and if you don't stop insulting him I'll let him out.

Balderdash! Cthulhu is not real, and if he were, he would have been slain along with the rest of the Elder Ones. The only people that still believe in the old tales of Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth are the degenerate Eskimos and the uneducated types in the rural area surrounding Arkham. Take your Necronomicon and preach to someone else.
 
Cthulhu is a fictional character created by a science fiction author. I learned of Xenu by reading the work of the prophet Elron Hubbard.

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Elron?

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Really?

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*deducts several billion points for in-authenticity in their protestations of idiocy*
 
Balderdash! Cthulhu is not real, and if he were, he would have been slain along with the rest of the Elder Ones. The only people that still believe in the old tales of Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth are the degenerate Eskimos and the uneducated types in the rural area surrounding Arkham. Take your Necronomicon and preach to someone else.

That's precisely what they want you to believe.
 
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Elron?

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Really?

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*deducts several billion points for in-authenticity in their protestations of idiocy*

One only learns the true name of the Great Prophet when one becomes a Level Eight and all the Thetans are removed. Learning his name before such time can bring about severe pneumonia. I hope you're all vaccinised.
 
This thread makes me wonder.

What do you get when a Borg and a Ferengi mate?

If Xenu knows, have him pm me.
 
This thread makes me wonder.

What do you get when a Borg and a Ferengi mate?

If Xenu knows, have him pm me.

Well, I don't have contact with Xenu. Level Twelve clearance is needed to even learn where he is imprisoned. I doubt Ethan Suplee himself has contact with him. :/
 
One only learns the true name of the Great Prophet when one becomes a Level Eight and all the Thetans are removed. Learning his name before such time can bring about severe pneumonia. I hope you're all vaccinised.

Germs and virii fear me.

*smiles sweetly*
 
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