Where Is Everyone?

[Jimi]

Tuscan toe-jam?

the only device suitable for crushing grapes is the foot of a southern european woman... and if you've got some of those which are wind-driven I would surely not tilt at them anyway, Jimi-bub.

Nay, Sir KnighT, prithee let me lick the Sangiovese from her exquisite ankles, or the Rioja, red as the blood of rebels in Goya's painting... perhaps a Nuits-St.-Georges from her navel.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I believe, sir, that you are further intoxicated than myself - an unacceptable condition which I will remedy forthwith. Then it's time to find me a grape-stomping lady, ideally from the south of Spain, or Italy. You are on your own for the licking... though your mastery of varietals is impressive.

Do you fancy any of these so-called Canadian wines I have heard rumours of?

 

[Dillinger]

Sunday night and y'all still ain't here.

 

[Jimi]

I believe, sir, that you are further intoxicated than myself - an unacceptable condition which I will remedy forthwith. Then it's time to find me a grape-stomping lady, ideally from the south of Spain, or Italy. You are on your own for the licking... though your mastery of varietals is impressive.

Do you fancy any of these so-called Canadian wines I have heard rumours of?

Rumors, Rumours? Yes, Niagara Baco Noirs, Gewurtz, Merlots and Rieslings are great - the Vidal Icewine that wins all the Euro awards away from the German Noble Rotters is far too sweet for this kid's taste, however!

 

[nakedangelina]

Sunday night and y'all still ain't here.

I'm here, damnit, but bored as hell...

 

[Dillinger]

You ain't reading the right threads then... *smile*

 

[Guest]

 

[Super Dave]

Ahh. See, our teachers told us it was the Mojave River, which I used to live near.

Is there anyplace to find out the truth of the matter?

Try this link. It pretty much debunks the original answer to the question.

http://www.gsfc.nasa.gov/gsfc/educ/science/1997/02-17-97.htm

Super Dave

 

[Dillinger]

Debunking is cool. Fucking is better.

 

[naudiz]

I'm fresh out of pedantry.

Wait. Wait, I can do this. I'm a wellspring of useless information!

Okay. Uh... A significant export of the Willamete Valley is caneberries, which are blackberries, raspberries, and their ilk.

Okay, that was weak. I should be working anyway.

 

[Dillinger]

1365! You'll be there in no time, Naudiz!

 

[naudiz]

My powers are weakening! I've run out of things to say!

Oh, hey. Yesterday I went to a Star Wars themed party, and there was a pinata shaped like Jar Jar Binks. It was grand. Little kids beating the crap out of him with baseball bats while someone in the audience voiced-over, "Why you do that? Me-sah love you!" and the rest of us were yelling, "Finish him! Finish him!"

I gave up on normal a long, long time ago.

 

[marksgirl]

I'm here

wishing you were here too!

 

[Jimi]

I'm fresh out of pedantry.

Wait. Wait, I can do this. I'm a wellspring of useless information!

Okay. Uh... A significant export of the Willamete Valley is caneberries, which are blackberries, raspberries, and their ilk.

Okay, that was weak. I should be working anyway.

Don't forget the excellent Pinot Noirs - better than Beaujolais!

I presume that's the Willamette Valley in Orah-GUN?

 

[Chuckus]

I am here sporadically as I have lots and lots going on IRL.

I drop by when I can and post when I can, though lately it hasn't been very often at all.

 

[naudiz]

I gotcher Pinot Noir -right here- baby. *leer*

I really do. There's a bottle on the rack, and if that doesn't sound like a euphemism for something nasty, I don't know what does.

Yep, I'm from Oregon. And I tell all those 'ferners' who talk funny that it's 'organ' -- like the meat.

 

[Jimi]

I gotcher Pinot Noir -right here- baby. *leer*

I really do. There's a bottle on the rack, and if that doesn't sound like a euphemism for something nasty, I don't know what does.

Yep, I'm from Oregon. And I tell all those 'ferners' who talk funny that it's 'organ' -- like the meat.

If you feed me well, and keep this "ferner" in Full Sail Ale, I will come from the Great White North to the P. Northwest... Pinor Noir on the rack sounds delicious...

Oh yeah. How far from Hood River are you? Please PM if too personal a question on the BB.

 

[riff]

Rocco Invades Poland

I've jerked off 4 times already.

 

[naudiz]

Quite aways, actually. I'm sandwiched between the Willamete (which is only one of many north-flowing rivers) and the MacKenzie.

Damn, riff! Drink plenty of Gatorade.

 

[Jimi]

Re: Rocco Invades Poland

I've jerked off 4 times already.

Damn, Suh! y'all will affect yer eyesight... and the Russian Blue won't have a fully-functional Dad anymore!

Be careful with that thang!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Don't forget the excellent Pinot Noirs - better than Beaujolais!

I presume that's the Willamette Valley in Orah-GUN?

Tough place to grow grapes, but they do seem to have Pinots down.

 

[riff]

Well, to be honest- the medication I am taking seems to have lessened my sex drive some so I don't do it daily like I did before I was on it. But I broke out Rocco Invades Poland and....

There's been a substantial, yet not complete, release of tension.

LOL