Where Is Everyone?

[nasty]

Sorry. I LOVE this place, but, I try to have something that resembles a RL. Yeah...RL? Coming from me, that sounds pretty ridiculous.

In other words, I'm watching TV.

 

[naudiz]

Is there anything good on, nasty? Mr. N. is sleeping so I'm keeping the apartment quiet. This is why I read so much.

 

[Wiggles]

And I don't rank?

Just for you, my little Dill apple.

 

[Dillinger]

Don't know what's on TV tonight but I'm going to watch "The Castle" on DVD. I'm hoping there will be fjords in it.

 

[April]

Ahh. See, our teachers told us it was the Mojave River, which I used to live near.

Is there anyplace to find out the truth of the matter?

 

[Dillinger]

Just for you, my little Dill apple.

Holy fucking WOW! Those are some damn fine titties, Wiggles! Can you wiggle 'em for me too?

 

[nasty]

Die Hard's on FX.

 

[naudiz]

Once more, I rise to the Websearch Challenge! Yes, I'm enough of an info-geek that my friends and I used to challenge each other to bizarre web searches all the time to see who could find what obscure piece of information first.

And I present to you: Rivers That Flow Northward. Forgive the color scheme. I'm merely the messenger.

 

[Wiggles]

Holy fucking WOW! Those are some damn fine titties, Wiggles! Can you wiggle 'em for me too?

*shake* *wiggle* *jiggle* *shake*

Best I can do, I'm afraid.

Thanks, I'm quite fond of em' myself.

 

[nasty]

Schrek's on HBO.

 

[April]

You rock. A lot.

The Mojave tends too much to the east. Huh.

Fascinating. Thanks!

 

[Dillinger]

*shake* *wiggle* *jiggle* *shake*

Best I can do, I'm afraid.

Thanks, I'm quite fond of em' myself.

I'm finding myself awfully fond of them myself... can you bring them a litte closer?

 

[naudiz]

Anytime!

I love the Web Search Challenge. The secret is to hone your key words down to as narrow a margin as possible. For example, if you want to find out about the Roman sacking of the Parisii, don't go with the history of Paris angle because you'll be up to your neck in World War II, the Bastille and various dudes named Louis. Go for the war journals of Caesar. It covers a narrower span of time.

Okay, it's a pretty useless skill, but I treasure what I've got.

 

[Dillinger]

Schrek's on HBO.

Great movie - I've got the DVD with all the extras and I do believe there is at least one fjord in it.

 

[April]

There are no fucking fjords in Shrek, damnit!

 

[Dillinger]

There are in my version.

 

[April]

Show me.

 

[Dillinger]

*unzipping - taking out the monster*

That what you meant?

 

[April]

I meant Shrek, ya apple crazed lunatic.

Ohhh, that's Shrek. *eep*

 

[Jimi]

Thanks Jimi.



Does R.B. know you stole one of her flaower's?

No, Sweetie. Please don't tell, K?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Awww, Wiggly One - you are 'dorable - don't be bored. Here's a flaower

And a leer from a dirty old man...

Thief! Thief! Don't let him get away!

 

[Guest]

 

[naudiz]

So am I! Did you miss me? Don't worry, your aim will improve.

 

[Jimi]

Sancho is SUCH a dick-head

Thief! Thief! Don't let him get away!

Why aren't you tilting at some wind-driven grape-crushing device... Sheesh!

 

[LukkyKnight]

the only device suitable for crushing grapes is the foot of a southern european woman... and if you've got some of those which are wind-driven I would surely not tilt at them anyway, Jimi-bub.