Where Is Everyone?

[PumpkinSmasher]

I will no longer be bored...........for dill's sake

 

[Wiggles]

When are you going to finally take that skimpy thing in your AV off and show us what you got?

I already did for Starfish, you missed it.

And I don't care what it's about, I'm still bored.

So... there!

 

[Jimi]

I'm here.

I've been losing interest in things very quickly. I'll get half way through a thread and click the GB link again.

Naudiz's posts in this thread were very entertaining. I felt like I was actually doing something constructive, learning. My brain needs something new, it feels old and rusty.

I'm bored.

Awww, Wiggly One - you are 'dorable - don't be bored. Here's a flaower

And a leer from a dirty old man...

 

[Jimi]

present

Really? I have not heard a lovely dulcet quack in many a long day....

 

[naudiz]

Ahahahaha. Pedantry kills.

 

[April]

I'm back. (and there was much rejoicing. yay)

Hubby tried to decapitate my fingers with the DVD player. Bastard. I don't suppose anyone wants to hear about that?

 

[Siren]

I wanna hear all about it April

 

[April]

Heh. Just for you Siren.

I went downstairs to see what that man was up to. He was just finishing up Rush Hour 2, so when it was over, I walked over to the player to remove the disc. He used the remote to open the tray to help me out. Yeah, right. *snicker*

So I hook my finger inside the circle in preparation to lift out the disc. The tray starts to close very suddenly, scaring the shit out of me. I jump back and the disc goes flying. Hubby is cackling away over on the couch. Bastard. I was terrified that either I was gonna lose a finger or two in the player, or the tray would close with the disc halfway out and get stuck. He says it was an accident, but I'm not so sure. LOL He laughed for a good half hour over the incident.

Guess I have a new irrational fear to add to my ever growing list.

 

[Siren]

that was not cool

 

[April]

Naw Siren. He's just a goofball who has poor remote handling skills. And he did apologize profusely. It was funny too.

I'll remember next time to take the remote away from him. LOL

 

[Wiggles]

Awww, Wiggly One - you are 'dorable - don't be bored. Here's a flaower

And a leer from a dirty old man...

Thanks Jimi.



Does R.B. know you stole one of her flaower's?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

where am I?

going to the shower

 

[Dillinger]

I already did for Starfish, you missed it.

And I don't care what it's about, I'm still bored.

So... there!

And I don't rank?

 

[Dillinger]

I will no longer be bored...........for dill's sake

Thank you... most kind of you.

 

[Dillinger]

Now you've given me a goal, Dillinger. Let the pedantry roll!

Only a bit over 8,500 more posts to go! I bet you can do it tonight if you try!

 

[April]

And I don't rank?

I don't know.

Do you?
Are you rank?
Do you stink?
C'mere and let me find out.

 

[Dillinger]

*lifting my arm*

 

[April]

That's not what I want.

 

[Dillinger]

Well then...

*attempting to lift my COCK*

Uhm.. its kind of heavy - can you give me a hand?

 

[nasty]

Sorry. I LOVE this place, but, I try to have something that resembles a RL. Yeah...RL? Coming from me, that sounds pretty ridiculous.

 

[April]

Dilly. Baby. Honey. If you can't lift it, what the hell makes you think I can?

 

[naudiz]

Only a bit over 8,500 more posts to go! I bet you can do it tonight if you try!

What a great way to dodge the various projects stacked on my desk!

I've read that bedouin women wear jewelry as a sign of status, and because it's an efficient way to carry one's wealth in a nomadic desert enviroment.

African hedgehogs are immune to scorpion venom.

There are five rivers that separate Hades from the world of the living in Greek mythology: Acheron (the river of woe), Cocytus (the river of lamentation), Phlegethon (the river of fire), Lethe (the river of forgetfulness), and Styx, (the river of hate). Nice place to visit, but I sure wouldn't want to live there. Ha ha ha. I kill me.

 

[Dillinger]

Dilly. Baby. Honey. If you can't lift it, what the hell makes you think I can?

Team effort...

 

[April]

Naudiz. Try this on for size.

There are only two rivers in the world that run south to north. And they are?

I was taught this in elementary school. I'm wondering now if the teachers were right.

 

[naudiz]

The Nile River in Africa and the Willamete River in Oregon.

I'm cheating, though. I live in the Willamete Valley.