Where does the comma go?

[Guest]

Well, they're using instant pudding and Cool Whip and margarine instead of the real stuff ... so I wouldn't expect their sex to be all that & a bag of chips.

I'm betting it's missionary, with the lights off, and no foreplay whatsoever. Five minutes a month is not enough to keep anyone from craving crap cake.

 

[impressive]

I'm betting it's missionary, with the lights off, and no foreplay whatsoever. Five minutes a month is not enough to keep anyone from craving crap cake.

It's the absence of oral sex that does it.

 

[Guest]

It's the absence of oral sex that does it.

Quite! Poor bastards.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Better-Than-Sex Cake in a jar.

 

[!bear66]

Why, thank you, kind sir.

(I've been accused of sounding like Princess Di. Princess Di phone sex, no less! It was Abs, so I took it with a pinch of salt. I can talk about her now she's gone. )

wow, that sounds kinky as hell, but at $5.00 a minute those overseas calls are a killer

 

[AppleBiter]

That recipe sounds terribly unappealing to me. Which leads to the next question: if that's better than sex, what kind of sex are these people having?! I mean, have they talked with the doctor about which bits are meant to go with which other bits, or is someone still tryng to get her toe in his ear?

Shanglan

Agreed!

 

[lil_elvis]

I'd rather have pie.

 

[gauchecritic]

No one has answered the very important question of what is it that is better than sex cake in jar?

Chocolate coated penis? Cocoa a'la minge?

(is that where minge comes from? Mangez? any etymologists out there?)

 

[BlackShanglan]

(is that where minge comes from? Mangez? any etymologists out there?)

The minge is a small, blood-sucking parasite of the common garden ant. It is an arthropod with six legs, two of which are specialized as grasping limbs to enable it to ...

Oh. Etymologist.

Sorry.