Where do you stand?.

[mig]

The official chart.

http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart.jpg

 

[Lost Cause]

Since I don't have a printer for the chart, and I look pretty stupid with my cock slapped against the screen, I'll just have to go by the verbal feedback. It's usually, "OOOhhh YYEEEaaaahhh!", or, "I'll have to use both hands on it". The non-verbal feedback usually goes like, "Mmmmpppphhhhgggghhhhh!" I also can tell by how wide her eyes get on the first thrust. Of course the post-sex, bow legged, walk to the shower is a good indicator how I measure up.

 

[CAROSI]

ouch!!!!!!!!!!! I give up... I fell off my chair trying to hold my dick up to the monitor. Is there a nurse in the house???

 

[red_rose]

Mine is "extraordinarily large".

Ask Kitte. She'll back me up.

 

[DustyWolfe]

Mine is quite large as well, and it has rivets and straps growing out of the sides of it

 

[red_rose]

Mine is quite large as well, and it has rivets and straps growing out of the sides of it

Yes, but you have to hold it up to the screen and tell us all how you rank, dear.

 

[Kitte]

Mine is "extraordinarily large".

Ask Kitte. She'll back me up.

OMG SHE IS HUNG!!!!!! It is breathtaking!

Im just average. But hey it does the job!

 

[DustyWolfe]

Yes, but you have to hold it up to the screen and tell us all how you rank, dear.

Extraordinarily large! but just barely.....

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, it is a boring Sunday. I think the men of Lit SHOULD print the chart and measure up!


Women, where do your vibrators fall against this chart? Hmmmmm?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i'm just a girl i dont have one

 

[penguindance]

 

[Mistress]

My penis is below average What a shame However my Vibrator titers around average(6 1/2-7) and my dildo (8-9)extraordinary large

 

[weed]

cute

On two feet....lmao.

 

[Ukin]

Flat Screen

Oh..I can do it..yayyyy...I have a flat screen monitor...and I have just been trying to get my cock hard so I can measure it...but dammit.....it's Sunday and I have just showered and not had my daily fix of reading new stories. That said...from memory..I fall just under the average-I think.

See if someone can measure it up for me......